2007-03-16 12:15:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
This happens to me on Saturdays. I usually get some oats and boil them until tender, then lay them one by one down the hallway from the kitchen to my bedroom. Then I take a jpeg foto and send it to my uncle who runs an ant farm in Fargo. He studies the oat pattern and then tells me to draw a box around each oat..using colored crayons because they're pretty and waxy. Then I stick some M&M's matching color to each box inside the box so it surrounds the oats. Skittle people die instantly if they roll into the boxes cuz the M&M's are swift and crafty and don't melt despite the heat and warm Pacific currents. In addition to killing the skittle people the bright colors in my hallway make me happy and carefree like a baby peacock who's just nibbling at corn meal.
2007-03-16 14:46:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
The only way to combat rainbow colored skittle people is very complicated. Follow my instructions very very carefully. Get 28 red smarties. Melt 28 chocolate chips - they must be MINT chocolate chips. Now, dip a toothpick into the melted chodolate. Draw a chocolate line down the middle of each smartie. Place one larger dot of chocolate at one end of the line. Now place several dots on each side of the line. Follow these same instructions for the other 27 smarties. Now you have an army of smartie ladybugs! Everyone knows that smartie lady bugs are the only things that can counter attack rainbow colored skittle people. Good luck soldier!
2007-03-16 12:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by I Can Preach Too! 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Give up drinking at bed time. I was strongly advised to and the little night visitors did not appear last night. You may get the shakes or cry (as I did) but eventually, I am told, all will be well.
Best wishes, Rose P.
2007-03-16 15:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by rose p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Switch to eating M&M's or Smarties and give all your skittles to Susan Powter. She is skinny now so she can handle it!
Or wrap your head with invisible tinfoil.
2007-03-16 12:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by stranger_in_ottawa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just calm down and taste the rainbow. That should make everything alright.
2007-03-16 13:51:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop staring in the mirror at your hair and you will see the little green guys jumping up and down on the couch!
2007-03-16 13:38:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to stop it because you've been known to eat Skittles for breakfast.
2007-03-16 12:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by castle h 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Start drinking. If you drink enough, someone will emerge and kill all of the skittle people.
2007-03-16 12:18:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
does the phrase "go see a shrink" hold any meaning as you need one for all of the rediculous questions that you get on here and ask have no meaning; also GET A LIFE!
2007-03-16 13:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put down the joystick. Turn off the video game...
2007-03-16 12:40:55 · answer #10 · answered by steviewag 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋