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No for real how

2007-03-16 12:07:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

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Well, why do you need to catch them?

2007-03-16 13:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0 1

They're really, really tiny, much smaller than a pencil dot. You can't "catch" them, but you can see them under a strong enough microscope (sorry, I don't know what power you need). Assuming you're talking about your own, you'd have to masturbate until you ejaculate and then smear some of the semen on a microscope slide. Don't do this at school, OK? They don't live long out in the open, though.

If you meant something else, ask again.

2007-03-16 19:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

For real? Why would you want to catch sperms?

If you really want to know, just open your mouth and ask another guy to give you his.

2007-03-16 19:19:03 · answer #3 · answered by The Doctor 3 · 1 1

well you need to set a trap. like a mouse trap only smaller and you need to put a piece of bacon on there. the sperms love the bacon. and then wait and you will hear a scream and you have caught a sperm. continue to eat the bacon to gain the courage of the sperm.

2007-03-16 22:56:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

while one can easily catch semen in a cup or their hend or what-have-you, to catch a single sperm might prove quite a challenge given their microscopic size.

2007-03-16 19:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

What do you mean by "catch"? What are you planning to do?

2007-03-16 19:16:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

why do need to catch them...are you planning on serving them for dinner??? good luck with that....

2007-03-16 19:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A condom is a sperm catcher

2007-03-16 19:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

See a urologist and get official specimen cups...it's done all the time...

2007-03-16 19:10:48 · answer #9 · answered by needsumthin2002 3 · 0 1

did they steal something of yours and you want to get it back? call the police.

2007-03-17 09:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by carly sue 5 · 1 0

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