I could really go for a good laugh right now so I'd love to hear your story.
2007-03-16 10:12:49 · 19 answers · asked by Katie 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Lol this is pretty bad! lol it'll make you laugh though.
About 5 years ago, I was waitressing, it was a Saturday night, and had a whole section full, it was manic!
Our uniforms were a basic shirt, and apron, with a bun bag at the side.
I had this couple in, they were in their mid 40's, I went over to take their order, asked them both if they would like any drinks, the lady stared at me, never answered and put her head down, I thought how rude! snotty cow!
So I turned to look at the man, who was just staring at me, at my breasts, then I thought what a perv! what is this table?!
Then he started to go red and point towards my chest, I looked down and to my surprise, my buttons on my shirt was undone, all of them, and all you could see was my bra!
So I said 'oops, sorry about that, they must have come undone', I ran off, done my shirt back up, and went back to the same table and asked if they wanted any starters!
What else could I do?
2007-03-16 10:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by chloe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I set a church on fire when I was 9.
When I was in Episcopalian grade school back in the 4th grade, I was one of the altar boys that carried the candles and banners to the altar before mass. One day I had the candle on the stick, and I couldn't get the bottom end of the pole to fit in the stand correctly. I get pushing and pushing and all of the sudden it went in all at once, really quickly. With a quick thud, the force of the pole going in and bumping the bottom made the fake candle on top fall off, and it was full of lantern fluid which spilled all over the altar and ignited! The whole altar caught fire and the chapel of 700 children had to be evacuated while the priest screamed frantically for the fire etinguisher and put the fire out.
The whole rest of the day other students were either singing songs about "bob jumped over the candlestick", telling me I was going to Hell or thanking me for getting them out of chapel early. They had to replace a lot of the banners, flags and wooden kneeling barriers. The cross and the US flag unfortunately did not survive, but at least it didn't spread to the 30 ft tall, wall mounted pipe organ!
2007-03-16 10:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by DarkLord_Bob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in an elevator with a really beautiful woman, we were in it alone and we were both going to the same floor, we were in a hotel. Anyhow, just when I was getting ready to talk to her, I farted so loud and so long. I had no idea what to do, then the smell came up and man it was horrible. I mean it was almost like sewage man, anyways next thing I know we were both laughing our asses off, while occassionally gagging, but it was good either way.
But man for that few seconds of silence, I thought I could have just died, man it was great. Good times, good times.
2007-03-16 10:30:24 · answer #3 · answered by David K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was walking up the steps of the church carrying the baby in the carrier.I was only 22 years old and under 5 ft tall and about 180lbs...I tripped going upward on the stairs and as I did the skirt of my dress caught the wind and went flying over my head leaving nothing to anyone's imagination.
Did I mention I was the youth pastor's wife??
2007-03-16 10:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i was in 3rd grade i was playing tag with some of my friends and it was my turn to tag someone. well,i was running at full speed trying to catch someone when all a sudden i fell face first into a pile of dirt. apparently, i had tripped over a root from a tree and when i got up i had a dirt mustache and leaves all in my mouth. just about everyone on the play ground turned around and stared at me and my friends started laughing at me. that was the most embarrassing story i could remember.
2007-03-16 10:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by Blah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I put all my clothes in a locker at a public swim pool INCLUDING the lock key and shut the door which automatically locked the door. I had to go out to the lobby bare naked to yell to the manager who was a female. She walked by me (eyes straight ahead) and opened the locker. I detected a chuckle as she went by me on the way out.
2007-03-16 10:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always walk really fast (and it really gets on every ones nerves)so anyway i was going in walmart to exchange something and i walked right past the greeter and didn't let her tag my return, and as i was walking back to her my shoe string got caught on the hook on my other boot and I fell right on my face right at the greeters feet. I was so embarrassed. i jumped up and said will you tag this for me please every one was laughing ,so was i .
2007-03-16 10:28:56 · answer #7 · answered by sandy.d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a few weeks ago my husband and I were sleeping on the couch. i wrapped up in the blankets cause it was cold. He fell off the couch and I went right after him... I landed on the floor next to him cause he rolled out of my way.
2007-03-16 10:19:51 · answer #8 · answered by heavenly_rain_angel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmm.. i have so many.. recently i ran myself over with my car.. fractured my fibula and i live in a college town and the fire dept, cops, and ambulance came, they cut my pants, put me on the board and taped my head down, and gave me a neck brace.. my neighbors were out, all i could do was keep saying "this is so embarrassing".
2007-03-16 10:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by good things last 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are like my twin! you even have the same name as me and want to hear other peoples tragedies to make you happy!...ok this didnt happen to me but my friend felt sick and when she went to tell the teach she threw up all over his desk!
2007-03-16 10:17:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋