How do you know you had too much Physics?

Question

* if you are completely addicted to PhysicsNow.com.

* if you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.

* if you enjoy pain.

* if you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.

* if you chuckle whenever anyone says 'centrifugal force.'

* if you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.

* if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.

* if you always do homework on Friday and Saturday nights.

* if you have a pet named after a scientist.

* if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.

* if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.

* if the 'fun' center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.

* if you'll assume that a 'horse' is a 'sphere' in order to make the math easier

Answer 1

Ha ha ha. Thanks for the entertainment.

Answer 2

when you look at a star and see a nuclear reaction and think of 3 reasons why we will never go there - instead of the wonder you should feel

when you can no longer watch science shows without groaning aloud

I could continue but the futility of humor just struck me - do we share the same sense of it - what is the statistical correlation between education and humor ?

Answer 3

Great stuff! I'm still laughing at the home work and uncertainty principle explanation!

Answer 4

you know you've had too much physics when you can calculate the entropy of your own name

Answer 5

You can solve (3 + 2i)^5 ......... on a slide rule.

Answer 6

That's really good, thanks for lightening up my day!