2007-03-16 08:57:53 · 16 answers · asked by Haiti Cherie 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Yes, studies have shown that 57% of all "African Americans" posting on answers.yahoo.com are really white trailer trash in disguise, living in abject poverty in government projects, waiting for their next welfare check to spend on crack cocaine. They can't be mistaken--they mutilate the beautiful Ebonic language in their attempts to speak like us. The phenomenom is not new. In fact, in 1926 George Washington Carver gave his famous (infamous) "Whites Impersonate Blacks" speech at Harvard, anticipating this phenomenon by nearly 81 years. Whites are jealous of our intellectual capacity, our self-control, and our (ahem) prowess. Whites are a silly species, but very violent and kleptomaniacally oriented. Blacks invented so many wonderful things that whites stole. Whites have tried to bribe us with handouts such as welfare, but one day we will prevail and we will turn America into a beloved paradise just like the African Motherland was before they destroyed it. Have faith, my brothers, and beat this so-called "Africanadvise" imposter into the dirt. I have to admit he had me fooled before, but no more! He will go down. How long, o Lord, how long?
2007-03-16 09:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by ROBERTSJOHNSON 2 · 4⤊ 4⤋
He's either a little black boy in a white boys body or the other way around.
2007-03-16 09:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by mac man 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Every one knows hes not black because he is not stupid and in complete denial like black people are.
2007-03-16 10:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by NEMESIS 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What I aint not Black.
Thank the lowhd. A
AWWWW why you givin me hope like that?
Allisa you gots any black in ya?
want sum?
2007-03-17 04:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes.
2007-03-16 09:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
WHO CARES!! Let the man do his thing. Quit hatin'. You'll get yours. That's why so many of our people see us as haters already because they talkin' about other folks and ain't doing nothing themselves to make it better.
2007-03-16 13:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by summitgirl06 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I never heard of the dude. Do you have a grudge against him?
By "not black," do you mean "Uncle Tom"?
2007-03-16 09:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by REV. JESSE LEE PETERSON 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yes i know
2007-03-16 09:02:16 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I bet he wish he was so he could date someone as pretty as me.
I don't like white guys.
2007-03-16 13:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by Alissa J 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
of course!!!!
that also includes REV JESSE LEE PETERSON and that ROBERT shitlon... oops! I mean SHELTON :o)
2007-03-17 12:41:02 · answer #10 · answered by venom! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋