2007-03-16 08:50:01 · 8 answers · asked by Juleette 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"some people wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjammas"
2007-03-16 08:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
2. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
3. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
4. When you open a can of whoop-***, Chuck Norris jumps out.
5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
7. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
8. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
9. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
10. In fine print on the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
2007-03-16 08:58:52 · answer #2 · answered by Crash 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No one makes jokes about Chuck Norris.
2007-03-16 08:52:35 · answer #3 · answered by ketchikan_chick 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q:Why does Chuck Norris Have a Beard?
A:Because no blade can cut him
Who ever said there is nothing to fear but fear itself , never met Chuck Norris !
2007-03-16 08:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Damn you-- Chuck Norris" the last words of the movie Dodgeball. Spoken by a very out- of- shape Ben Stiller.
2007-03-16 08:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are SO many funny ones that I actually don't remember ANY of them!
2007-03-16 08:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
None
2007-03-16 08:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by Scippio of Light 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not sure
2007-03-16 08:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by georgewallace78 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋