Say something funny, jokes whatever. I want to see what you guys come up with...who ever is the funniest gets 10 points...hahahahaa
2007-03-16 07:19:07 · 5 answers · asked by The BecaNATOR 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
There is this white guy, and this black guy. And they're both arguing over wheter Jesus is black or white.
So they make a bet. "Which ever one of us dies first", says the black guy, "will come back and tell the other if Jesus is black or white." "Deal" says the white guy.
The next day, they're both in a freak bus accident.
They both get to heaven and see Jesus.
They white guy asks, "Jesus, are you black or white?"
And Jesus says, "I am what I am."
"Yep" says the white guy, "that proves it, he's white."
"WHAT" says the black guy, "HOW CAN YOU TELL."
The white guy says, "Well, if he was black he would have said, "I is what i is!"
2007-03-16 07:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer -- no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow ... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt ... you're dead anyhow. ... What about Drugs?!?
Guy: Are you kidding? I Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: (grimaces). Oooooooh... You're gonna hate Fridays.
2007-03-16 14:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by RudyG 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My 25 yr old daughter was lying across her bed and had a forceful gas explode out of her rear.
Her 2yr old lifted up her robe and said "Mommy, you OK? you hurt your butt?
We are still laughing at that one.
2007-03-16 14:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by MissUnderstood 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I see your already laughing! hahahahahahaa
=)
Look now...
BOOO!!! Are you scared? Are you laughing? I am...
=D =D =D
2007-03-16 15:23:32 · answer #4 · answered by Jerey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-16 14:24:21 · answer #5 · answered by mac h 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋