When I told my Grandma I was getting married she said, "just make it soon so your toaster doesn't get overheated"
2007-03-16 07:15:20 · 26 answers · asked by wackadoo 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My ex husband's grandma was talking about her grandson getting put in jail. She told me "I hope he get's "F'd" in the *** while he is in there so he will learn his lesson and not want to go back again."
This woman was in her 80's. I NEVER expected her to say something like that. I almost fell out from laughing so hard.
2007-03-16 07:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by I know, I know!!!! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I work with a gay elderly man who refuse to retire. He vacations all the time I mean Rome Paris Hawaii puerto rico all over. So I said man I would love to travel the way you do. He said well you would be able to but you decided to be straight and have kids and now they take all your money. Don't get made at me you chose that lifestyle. Now can you forward all my calls and mail I'm leaving for Belize next week. LOL
2007-03-16 07:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
F=Friend
G=Grandma
I have a few
one of my friends has a very old grandmother
One of my friends said "it is very nice to meet you"
Grandma said "Well the bathroom is down the hall if you constipated"
F:Would you like the soda
G:We cant go to the movies now i dont have my purse on me. Later though.
she says some pretty funny things.
2007-03-16 07:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by jopuppy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was recently grocery shopping by myself. All of a sudden, this guy, must a been 80, was right there when I turned around, staring at me. He just started counting, "one thousand one....one thousand two....one thousand three..." but he wouldnt go higher than three.....HE WALKED BEHIND ME FOR LIKE 3 AISLES DOING THIS!!!! I never met the man in my life, but sped out of that 3rd aisle....some times old people are creepy....
2007-03-16 07:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by YouKnowImRight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My husband ( a Sr Citizen) once sent my daughter to a Merle Norman Studio to buy me some make up for Christmas.
He told her he was buying it because....
"hell, you can slap some paint on an ole barn and make it look good".
2007-03-16 07:25:07 · answer #5 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One of my regular customers is 91. My boss was re-upholstering a booth seat. I told her where my section was and she went to sit down. She sat in the empty booth and almost fell. She caught herself and I tried to grab her. She said "oh that was funny wasn't it?" The woman could have seriously hurt herself but was just amused how she almost fell.
2007-03-16 07:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by brooklyn152 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my Grandmother ( age 90) got me good the other day. we're in ohio. she said the tour bus she was on with a group of her friends stopped in a little ohio town called "Engagement." so of course i asked her where that was. without so much as cracking a smile she said "halfway between Dayton and Marion!" it took me about ten seconds to catch on. hehehehehehehehehehe.
2007-03-16 07:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had Passion party and one of the lady's there said that she had a love swing and she was way older than anyone..
2007-03-16 07:19:11 · answer #8 · answered by Chica Loca 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well, my great gramma, she gave my little sis 6 pennys an said "dont spend it all in one place" poor sis but it wus worth the side splitting laughter!! â¥
2007-03-16 07:18:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Gramma loved to watch professional wrestling. She'd sit on the edge of her chair and say, "Kick him in the balls!"
2007-03-16 07:19:32 · answer #10 · answered by JenJen 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋