I once farted and used a lighter to make it flame(it really works), the only bad thing was I have a hairy bottom so it smelt like burnt hair.
2007-03-16 07:16:42
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answered by cashtikfuther 3
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Half my life happens to be one big, swirling series of insanely random events that make little sense to anyone but my friends and I, which if you ask me is just fantastical. Unfortunately the other half of my life is filled with hurt, hate and depression but we won't get into that. The funniest thing that's happened to me lately would have to be ... uhm ...
Oh great, I can't even think of anything. So much for my swirling series of insanely random events.
But on the bright side, this one time my friends and I were filming this video project for our socials class and one guy was just messing around on the trampoline (which really had nothing whatsoever to do with the project) and he jumped at a weird angle and just went flying onto the ground and we got it on tape and it was hillarious =D
We got a bad grade on the project though...
Stupid authority...
...*twitch*
2007-03-16 14:21:37
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answered by Anonymous
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I got a superman costume years ago and i thought i could fly so i jump off my top bunk bed and went through another bed (i was small then and i didn't no i though i could fly but i found out the truth so don't laugh) :)
2007-03-16 14:19:17
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answered by Anonymous
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During a test in 9th grade, I leaned over to get a pencil and farted in front of the whole class.
2007-03-16 14:15:34
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answered by Anonymous
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i was out dancing with my friends once and this old man comes up and says "i could see myself in your pants"
so i told him that he can use my pants sometime but i wasnt sure he would fit in them i also gave him the number of my gay guy friend ans suggested that if he likes wearing girls pants so much he might think about coming out of the closet and giving my friend a call
i know i acted stupid but i couldn't help it i couldn't give up the opportunity he gave me
2007-03-16 14:18:16
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answered by carmelfude2003 4
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wow uhm when i read your thing i couldv sworn i heard like a little 12 year old girl asking to be told a story over the phone
2007-03-16 14:16:44
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answered by Scream Your Secrets 3
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two penguins are sitting at the bar talking when a priest walks in and says hey im not in this joke!!!
2007-03-16 14:17:19
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answered by ? 1
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why cant blonds ring 911?
because they cant find the 11 on the phone
2007-03-16 14:16:36
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answered by Anonymous
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funnyist thing I have ever scene is an infant giggiling, or heck doing anything they are so cute especialy when they start trying to dance
2007-03-16 14:15:52
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answered by heromedel 3
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its a priest who says "ev'rythings commin' from the sky is bless" toto is on the church's roof and cant wait to ****...so as u imagine something fall and the priest took the crap in his face.
conclusion: toto's **** is blessed
im sorry, its the only one i could remember from my childhood
2007-03-16 14:19:18
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answered by Anonymous
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