2007-03-16 07:11:55 · 50 answers · asked by Cool Shoes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If she has to read the instructions on Oodles of Noodles.
2007-03-16 07:17:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She puts butter and jelly on a piece of bread before toasting it.
She screws up instant macaroni and cheese
She put microwave popcorn in the oven or microwave for 2 hours and 30 minutes
Her hard-boiled eggs are runny
Her cakes give you the Hershy Squirts (she ran out of chocolate chips and substituted ExLax tablets)
Her bacon is a brittle as a paper-thin sheet of ice
2007-03-16 07:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send her to the store with $15. If that will feed both of you for 2 days, she's great. If it is frozen dinners for 5 days, well, you might want to take up the cooking.
2007-03-16 07:15:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you looking for girl or for cook?
If for girl - you will be alive.
If for good cook, then you need to organize a competition like a "Food Stadium" and you will find good cook, not necessarily a girl...... lol
2007-03-16 07:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by S-a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
food poisoning and diarrhea sorry I'm a girl but that's what i usually get after eating my boyfriend's food. Poor thing tries his hardest, I eat enough to make him feel good but end up tossing most of it down the disposal.
2007-03-16 07:17:24 · answer #5 · answered by LoveLeighe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think that if you become incredibly sick and/or die after you eat her food that would be a pretty good indication that she should stick to ordering out =)
2007-03-16 07:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by Kara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For me, it was my ex-wife screwing up making Jello. It never set. No idea what she did. Then thee was the chilli she made. Tossed everything into one pot. Never browned the beef. Good thing I knew how to cook.
2007-03-16 07:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by PuckDat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well from a girl perspective, if there are a lot of fast food wrappers in her car, in her home etc etc etc... that sure tells me she cant cook... and I wouldnt be surprised if her rear end isnt the size of a couch either
2007-03-16 07:15:53 · answer #8 · answered by callmesahara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my ex used to make things that looked exactly like pictures in cook books and tasted like the paper it was printed on.
2007-03-16 07:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when the food tastes worse than it smells...and if she hasnt yet cooked for you, offered to cook for you, or mentioned her cooking, she probably isnt very good at it either.
2007-03-16 07:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by YouKnowImRight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋