Don't they want to get to know me or is it because they can't help themselves because I'm that sexy.
2007-03-16 07:03:44 · 35 answers · asked by God's_gift_2_women 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
dude, I think you got your vocabulary wrong.
Women = female humans
B1tches = female dogs.
I think you mean the second one.
2007-03-16 07:11:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, I did want to get to know you. But I'm really shy, and I normally wouldn't even talk to a guy like you. That's why I put a note on your car. I figured you were probably, like all the rest of the men in this world, Sex crazed! So when you said, do you want to have "fun" I replied, "No I want to have sex" I wanted you would say, NO, I'd like to get to know you first!
When you said "OK"
I thought, What an asshole, he's not going to have sex with ME, he's just playing games with me! So we kept emailing and I was like this sooo full of ****! He is not going to have sex with me... So I was like, lets have sex RIGHT NOW! Here is my address. And you were like "WHAT?....right now?.....a...a...ok....can you meet me out front so I know it's not a trap!"
I hope you like my spelling and punctuation, because, I could care less. I like to get under your skin like a splinter.
My work here is done. I say, Good Day!
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go!! :)
2007-03-19 05:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women like having sex with ok looking strangers.
2007-03-16 07:08:53 · answer #3 · answered by HazelEyes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's because you always meet them in a bar, after they've had to much to drink.
2007-03-16 07:13:17 · answer #4 · answered by CAROL B 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gotta' get those good ol' Herpes out into the public somehow!
2007-03-16 07:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well baby i did it cause i was horny and you are just a mere man-child and not the type of guy i'd want to comit to. so i just used you. sowwy!! and if you were sexy sweetie i would have left my eyes opened and not have screamed "jerry!"
2007-03-16 07:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because all that chatter makes them tired!! Just lay down and it will all be over in 2 seconds!! Then you can get your clothes and skedaddle!!
2007-03-16 07:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Dovey 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Because thats what prostitutes do. You give them $500, they give you sex.
2007-03-16 07:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by OE "800" 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
if that is the case you'd be busy right now and not on yahoo answers asking a question that isn't true.
2007-03-16 07:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You think highly of yourself don't you? Perhaps you are mistaking whores for women.
2007-03-16 07:06:42 · answer #10 · answered by Kewpie 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋