I have a headache, Its Friday afternoon, almost party time and I'm sitting here with a splitting headache.
Why is this??
2007-03-16 06:59:19 · 39 answers · asked by HandsOnGirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yes, I get those too...Feel better
2007-03-16 07:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies.
"I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and...."
He is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear".
"Yes! Exactly! How did you know?"
"Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes".
Two weeks go by and the man is back, "Well, how do you feel?"
"Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough. And, by the way you have a lovely home."
2007-03-16 07:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Life is not fair. But each one of us is given choice which we chose to take sometimes good and sometimes bad. BUt iit's our choice.Those headache is from the parties and the alcohol. Trust me I've been there and tried to hide behind E and speed and coke and the others I wont mention. But don't over do it that is when it starts to hurt and you get deppresed and pissed at every little thing arround you then even your free time ends up being stressfull. But you can always say there is a light at the end of the tunnel and if we complain more of the unfair life will come our way. If we think good thought then good should come our way
2007-03-16 07:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
In life yo get what you give.
Have you eated ( sorry meant eatEN)? stressed out? maybe something is telling you that party night isn't the best plan. Waite and se how it pans out.
One night I got a 24 hour bug, adn missed the party o the year.
well It got busted and everyone got ticketed, some arrested.
2007-03-16 07:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
of course life isn't fair. I am sitting here on Y!A instead of on a resort island. Take something for your headache, and see if you can take a nap. Once the party start, you will be okay.
HAVE FUN
2007-03-16 07:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Of course, especially if does something bad to you on a Friday when it's party time. I hope you feel better so you can go Paaaty.
2007-03-16 07:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Life is what you make it!
Get up go shower and clear your mind and your headache will lift and you will be free to party until you drop!
2007-03-16 07:02:32 · answer #7 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OH I think a lot of us can write the book on life being unfair.
hope your headache goes away for st pattys day.
how cool is that being on a saturday.
2007-03-16 07:02:58 · answer #8 · answered by callmesahara 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fair? I dont know but I do know that is is really hard to stay on you feet.....good luck with your day..sorry about your headache..see a chiropractor
2007-03-16 07:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are absolutely correct....life is not fair. Once you've come to terms with that, life seems less of a struggle.
2007-03-16 07:03:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well you should take somethinkg for that lol.
Dont let a headache stop you.
Yes sometimes life isnt fare, but oh well.
2007-03-16 07:01:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋