I got 38 answers as my highest can i break my record this time?

Question

10 points for whoever puts the best funny joke!

Answer 1

Paris Hilton isn't Joke enough?

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

Answer 2

Ask something controversial. I got 80 something answers to a question I asked about my friend leaving her son with her father who molested her as a child...I don't wanna get into it all again but let's just say people got fired up. I took care of her though.

I just saw the joke part....

Jim just got a new female roomate..his mother comes to visit and suspects that they are sleeping together...she doesn't say anything the whole weekend and then goes home. After she leaves the roomate notices that a very expensive ladle is missing from the kitchen....So Jim calls his mom and says I'm not saying you took it, I'm not saying you didn't take it but the fact remains the ladle is missing....Jim's mother replies..I'm not saying you are sleeping with your roomate and I'm not saying you're not but the fact remains if she were sleeping in her own bed she would have found the ladle by now.

Answer 3

WHY PARENTS DRINK!!

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not bothered
to phone in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes,"whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes,"whispered the child, "a policeman".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy,"whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,"came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter,"answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are
they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle......."ME."

Answer 4

Two blondes walk into a building. You would think one of them would have missed!

Answer 5

No way. You need a better question than this!

Answer 6

nope

Answer 7

♥i LiKe SkiTtLeS♥

Answer 8

maybe

Answer 9

maybe

Answer 10

here is another answer...