My client needs a tuffet for the porch to sit and eat curds/whey. Can't find one in the Yellow Pages. Where

Answer 1

Most children's stores or furniture stores sell them. A tuffet is nothing more than a very small padded stool.

Oh, and just a hunch, pick up some spider spray while you're out.

Answer 2

Go down south take a right, and go to the end of the road. Then get out of your John Deer Green truck, get onto your horse take the rocky path beside the river (careful gators) at the fork in the stream lake take a left (the hand that makes the "L" when you hold it up) follow that till you get to this cabin (but don't look in the winder, you don't want to know what bubba does with his sister) go round back there's a shed, go on take a look see and see if there's on in dere.