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2007-03-16 06:12:48 · 56 answers · asked by Mrs*Tracy*Mcgrady#1 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

56 answers

Was out with my man.

2007-03-16 06:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by chicyuna 5 · 0 0

Well it's a funny story. See, I was going to call you, I had my phone in my hand and everything, and then I heard a knock on the door. So I went and answered it and it was this cop and he was saying that this crazy girl with a gun was running around my neighborhood and that I should probably keep my door locked and stay away from windows. Well, I was about to say "Okay, thanks" but then his head exploded and the crazy girl ran up and put the gun in my face and said she'd kill me and everyone I loved if I didn't let her kiss my shirt collar, so then I was all "I don't want you to hurt my beautiful girlfriend who means the whole world to me, so go ahead", so then she did, and that explains the lipstick stain. But then, get this, this is the funny part, she had an empty condom wrapper and she put it in my pocket and I didn't notice it until just now. Oh and then she grabbed my phone and ran off with it and then later I found it in front of the house and it had her number in it and it was in my top 5, but she did that and I didn't delete it because she programmed the phone not to delete it. I love you honey, I swear I do.

2007-03-16 06:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by Zac 4 · 0 0

I was busy watching The Golden Girls in my room and pigging out on chocolate.

2007-03-16 06:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by chiaroscuro 4 · 0 0

I know it was well nigh due!

2007-03-16 06:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jim 7 · 0 1

Mainly because grey's anatomy was on.

George and Izzy slept together! Shocka!

2007-03-16 06:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Cause I had to pick up my roommate from the airport. She brought me presents.

2007-03-16 06:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by brooklyn152 3 · 0 0

Sorry I wasn't feeling well and went to bed early.

2007-03-16 06:15:43 · answer #7 · answered by concern1 2 · 0 0

the aliens did return me until a few minutes ago

2007-03-16 06:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

don't know what a nigh is

2007-03-16 06:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by Good Egg 6 · 2 0

I tired to call, couldn't get an answer.

2007-03-16 06:15:06 · answer #10 · answered by ♥eLizAbEtH♥ 5 · 1 0

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