That my girlfriend can't swim under water for long but when she is nagging at me she never comes up for air.......
2007-03-16 06:04:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Professional naggers breath through their ears mate !!
2007-03-16 06:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you know that women have a third lung in the back of the chest just for nagging at men. They cant hold there breath with this one so they keep on nagging. Next time try giving her a slap on the back...That should knock the air out of her.!!!!
2007-03-16 13:24:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a real gift, we hear the midwife nagging our mothers to push, push and she does it. This stays in our minds until years later, it is triggered by a male in close proximity.
Males don't hear the midwife, because they don't listen, that is also a gift.
You know how the chicken pox virus stays dormant at the base of your spine, until you come into with it again as an adult , then triggering the virus you may get shingles?
Well, being with a male has the same affect, it brings out the nagging gene;-)
Have I cleared this matter up for you...
My best wishes to your girlfriend for not letting the side down!
Cassandra
2007-03-16 13:22:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well whats your name if she doesn't come up for air when shes swimming shes as good as dead. Nagging is fun... us woman have mastered the art of it.
;) xx
2007-03-16 14:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Kate 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've got the wrong girlfriend.. you picked the cranky model instead of the nice one.. Too bad for you, but I'll NOT be sharing mine!
2007-03-17 14:17:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
people panic more under water because if you are too deep you cant come up quick enough or she is a practised nagger
2007-03-16 13:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by joe m 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
IF YOU DID WHAT SHE ASKED THE FIRST TIME SHE WOULD NOT HAVE TO NAG
2007-03-16 13:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by debbie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is a bit like my husband say would you like a beer he will hear you say anything else he goes deaf
2007-03-16 13:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She sounds rubbish ,id bin her.
2007-03-17 11:55:43 · answer #9 · answered by smiler 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she's a pro? lol
2007-03-16 13:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by chris c 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋