I am bored at work and want to hear something funny, so please tell me a funny story
2007-03-16 05:27:37 · 16 answers · asked by Jesse N 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Okay heres a joke... its not all that appropriate but since you are at work i take it youre old enough...
Okay, a girl and her boy friend are making out one friday afternoon. The boyfriend says lets get together tonite and do it since your parents are gone, and the girl replies "we cant because i have to baby sit my little brother."
The boyfriend comes up with the plan to use code. He says "tomato means harder, lettuce means faster and bread means slower."After the younger brother had gone to sleep on a lower bunk the hory teens start doing it on the top bunk. They were saying "bread, lettuce, tomato,bread, lettuce, tomato" over and over. Finally the brother wakes up, hears them saying the code and says
"can you stop making sandwiches up there, you are spraying mayonaise all over me"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA DIRTY HAHAHAHHAHAHA
2007-03-16 05:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by linkin_brandon 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ok I don't have a funny story...but I hope u can do with jokes:
All about MARRIAGE without any prejudice
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare
aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. ..
Sweetheart U R Dead!
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.
Say if u want more!
2007-03-16 05:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by Ginna Y 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This is funny if you work in a bank.
The Royal Bank of Scotland, like other banks in the U.K., is widely criticized for charging onerous fees to customers who make mistakes on their account, such as overdrafts or late payments (levying charges of many times the actual costs of handling the mistakes). Customer Declan Purcell of East London sued the bank over the excessive fees and won a default judgment when the bank failed to respond. Armed with a court order entitling him to the equivalent of $6,600, Purcell led bailiffs into a Royal Bank branch lobby in January to seize four computers, two fax machines and cash. [This Is London, 1-19-07]
2007-03-16 05:36:42 · answer #3 · answered by lancethedance111 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend Natalie is a ditsy girl. We were looking on craigslist.com yesterday for her couches (she had never heard of it until then). Anyway she saw some new leather ones she like and called the number, went into voicemail 'Hi this is Ralph leave me a message...' She says without notice...'Hi Craig this is Natalie I saw your ad on Craig's List call me back bye.' I'm busting up from the moment she called the guy Craig and she's wondering why I was laughing at her. I told her what she had done and couldn't believe it at first then it came to her. Maybe you had to be there. Good times.
2007-03-16 05:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by Your Mom 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
This one time.. I was on a camping trip at the summer camp in Catalina in like.. 4th grade.
We were taking a break and out of nowhere my counselor grabs me by my armpits and lifts me up in front of a group of other counselors and campers, saying, "Now it is time to sacrifice the young virgin!"
Well, I didn't know what virgin meant.. but I knew what sacrifice was, and I didn't want it happening to me! So I yelled, "I'm not a virgin!"
I was dropped immediately as my counselor lurched over in laughter. He was joined by all of the counselors and the select few of the campers who knew what a virgin was.
Fun times.
2007-03-16 05:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
till now we've been given married my spouse to be grow to be residing in a duplex. We made wild monkey intercourse one nighttime and interior the morning have been leaving to get breakfast and the neighbor comes out and comments concerning to the noise final nighttime complaining in specific concerning to the headboard banging against the wall. With a right now face I stated "we've not got a head board, that grow to be her head." theory she grow to be going to shoot me suitable there.
2016-10-01 00:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by elzey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw this on America's dumbest criminals (its supposed to be a true story) :
a guy steals a Lady's purse and runs away so the lady gives his description to the police so they catch him and take him to the station for identification, and once the criminal sees the lady he says: yes, this is the lady whom i stole her purse
:)
2007-03-16 05:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by hasasm 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok my mom was in the car unzipped her pants told her friend to remind her to zip them her friend forgot she got out of the car and her pants fell down at a gasstation
2007-03-18 04:26:33 · answer #8 · answered by donielle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was watching Maury and there was a girl who sold herself to over 100 men for cash and she had to tell her boyfriend who had only 1 leg.
2007-03-16 05:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I sat on a Fin' gopher whole and the little lovely bit me in the butt! Yeah but i didn't find it so funny
2007-03-16 05:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋