We all know them, "look before you leap" "Don't lift a gift horse in the mouth" Little jewels of wisdom passed down generation after generation, that we hold to keep us grounded and civilized. My personal Mattisim is "Hope for the best, prepare for the worst" What are yours?
Tell Matticus he WANTS to KNOW.
2007-03-16 05:10:43 · 17 answers · asked by Matticus Kole 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well could you please tell Matticus..........
Just because he's paranoid, it doesn't mean 'they're' not after him!!!
2007-03-16 05:14:44 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bigamy is having one wife too many,Monogamy is the same! My mother never saw the irony in calling me a SOB! Women need a reason to have sex...Men just need a place! Sex at the age of 90 is like shooting pool with a rope! Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation,the other eight are unimportant! Women might be able to fake orgasms,but men can fake a whole relationship!Being young is beautiful,but being old is comfortable! There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works! Always drink upstream from a herd of cows! If you find yourself in a hole,stop digging! The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket! Never miss a good chance to shut up! There are three kinds of men:The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves!
2007-03-16 12:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill Two Birds With One Stone, God Helps Those Who Help Themselves
2007-03-16 12:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by valgal115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The possibility of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
and
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step,
2007-03-16 12:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by Sxybrnsugr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-Let a word, to the wise, be sufficient
-When in the presence of fools, depart
-Nothing comes to a sleeper, but a dream
-A dream, without a plan, was an hallucination.....I could go on and on, but I won't
2007-03-16 12:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by real305 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Journey of a thousand mile begins with just one step...
2007-03-16 12:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by Chica Loca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okie matticus ... here are a few =)
i like the one i heard from one of my drunken friends ...
"You are only as smart as your dumbest brain cell ...." dunno if his are that smart ..*(o.0)*
but the one i have that i like alot is
" Love sees no age society does"
&
"if you have no expectations you will never be dissapointed"
ive come to that conclusion after years of empty promises from parents and family
xoxo
Emily
2007-03-16 13:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Emily ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
birds with the same feathers make a good feather duster
2007-03-16 12:19:52 · answer #8 · answered by gumy bear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheer up things could be worse...so I cheered up and sure enough...things got worse...
2007-03-16 12:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Screw you guys I'm going home
2007-03-16 12:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋