2007-03-16 04:50:33 · 17 answers · asked by bliss 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
It depends on how long the appetizers last. Once the shrimp cocktail is gone he'll be outta here.
Jesus loves shrimp.
2007-03-16 04:53:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One thousand years after the rapture. Look in revelations too, but the website here lists everything in GREAT DETAIL!!! I actually learned a lot. Thanks for asking this question. I thought he was just coming to take the believers back up to heaven and leave behind the unbelievers for the "rapture" and then he'd come back again for the left over people who changed their minds and decided to follow him. The website below explains it pretty well.
2007-03-16 04:57:22 · answer #2 · answered by CandyLandCondoResident 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He came back already you must have missed it.
Don't believe what others say, many interpretations are teachings spread by people who don't know how to study and interpret the word. Find out for yourself, by learning about the century and prophesy and the culture and literature of the period.
2007-03-16 04:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by margherita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's just going to stop in for coffee and a donut. He'll sit down and read a paper to see how many hundreds of millions are dying in torment from the plaques his angels of death have delivered to Earth and quietly chuckle to himself. He'll finish his coffee and leave his donut half-eaten. Then he will walk outside.
Then he will blanket the planet with fire.
2007-03-16 05:00:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus will come back and rule on the Earth for a thousand years, after the Rapture, but I think the most important question is "Are you prepared to meet him when he does come for his chosen children?" Nobody knows when He will come but to those who are watching for him, there will be signs. The Bible tells us to be prepared!! Do you know him? Would you like to know him?? You will never be the same, and he is AMAZING!!! God Bless
2007-03-16 05:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Know one really knows the answer to this question. Everyone tries to speculate as if they know the future. I'm a religious person and it seems that you are too, all I can say is talk to your minister or priest. Stay in to church and when he comes, you'll know.
2007-03-16 04:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by Toy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just for a week vacation during Spring Break
2007-03-16 04:52:57 · answer #7 · answered by Johnny S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I heard he's booked a Bed and Breakfast just for the weekend. So, not long.
2007-03-16 04:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by Superdog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
according to the Mayan calendar, the world will end 12/21/2012, which isn't that far away!!
2007-03-16 05:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Until the end of the world. Hope you're still around to see Him.
2007-03-16 04:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by Thirty-five 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋