Blonde in a Boat.
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
I don't have anything against Blonde's, my mom is a Blonde and I love her dearly!
2007-03-16 03:57:14 · 22 answers · asked by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
(This may be offensive to blones!)
> >she called me to get my phone number.
> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
> >"concentrate."
> >she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
> >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
> >she tried to drown a fish.
> >she thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
> >death.
> >she tripped over a cordless phone
> >she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
> >she studied for a blood test .
> >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
> >she moved.
> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
> >instead.
> >when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
> >"Airport Left" she turned around and went home
2007-03-16 04:04:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
2007-03-16 04:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by Matthew L 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
My mom send me jokes like this all the time and I am the blonde that can't swim... lol Love this and I'm sending it to mom lol... now copy and paste... I'll be back with the scissors and glue... hold still
Oh my gosh there so many cute jokes
2007-03-16 04:02:00 · answer #3 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
this blonde buys a new car off the lot. she pulls onto the highway and cuts off this trucker. he gets her to pull over and pulls her out of the car and draws a circle on the ground and told her not to move from that spot. and he tears up her seats. she starts to laugh. so he busts out all her windows. she laughs even harder. so he takes so gas and catches the car on fire. shes on the ground laughing. he finally calms down and asks her what is so funny. she replies that while he wasn't looking she stepped out of the circle 3 times.
2007-03-16 04:09:31 · answer #4 · answered by Adele.S 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear that they're doing brain transplants now? But they are VERY expensive. The scientist's brain sells for $100 million. The genius's brain sells for $200 million. But our most expensive brain sells for $1 trillion!!
Well why is it so expensive?
This brain is from a blonde. It's never been used!
2007-03-16 04:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Give her a piece of paper where "Turn to the other side" is written on both sides of the paper
2007-03-16 04:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love ALL the blonde jokes. Nothing personal either. They are just hilarious.
2007-03-16 03:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How do you make a blond laugh on Sat.
Tell her a joke on Wed.
2007-03-16 04:06:13 · answer #8 · answered by Patty 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My favorite blonde joke is when the blonde yells, "BaDaEbA!"
edit: You know, they're probably going to delete your account now because that jerk below me most likely reported you for spam. Yahoo! is now deleting people's accounts for a single report.
2007-03-16 04:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by Yahoo! Will BEG FOR MERCY! 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Blondes are typically the only people who REALLY enjoy blonde jokes.
2007-03-16 03:59:21 · answer #10 · answered by snaggle_smurf 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋