My ornery husband played a prank on me, how can I get him back?
He tied a rubber band around the freakin' sprayer at the sink and when I turned the water on...well you know the rest, luckily he was nice enough to clean up the mess before our son slipped on it ;). I need a suggestion on a good way to get him back. Anyone got anything good?
2007-03-16 02:56:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
saran wrap over the toilet, and put laxative in his dinner.
2007-03-16 02:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by Football Guy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like The Truth's answer. You could alway use a good Dumb and Dumber moment! Also, you could get a rainbow bumper sticker to put on his car when he's not looking. Or maybe you could put some Nair on his eyebrows. How about some gray hair coloring while he's sleeping? He might want to remember to not ever mess with a woman again. We are great at revenge and can get really mean if we want to!
2007-03-16 10:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by serin7300 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
PAY BACK TIME
get him drunk and when he passes out, use a Sharpee marker on his body. Draw pictures of a cock on his forehead. Shave his eyebrows off.
let the air out of the tires of his vehicle or put the vehicle up on jacks and take the tires off.
piss in his Mt Dew. (ok, maybe not that)
duct tape him to a chair and make him watch musicals all day long.
2007-03-16 10:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Take the batteries out of the tv remote and hide the spares. It's not terribly funny, but it'll drive him nuts!
Good luck with whatever you decide!! :-)
2007-03-16 10:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by doggiemom 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I did that to my wife! She turned on all the hot water faucets and the washing machine while I was in the shower. That was the coldest shower I have ever taken.
2007-03-16 10:00:54 · answer #5 · answered by idahoturkey 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
does he like rats? if not, go out and get a realistic looking one and put it in the shower before he gets in, or put it in the fridge/freezer or a cupboard for him to open. i did that once to a friend who was a prankster. i scared the sh*t out of him....literally. good luck, and happy day:)
2007-03-16 10:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would buy him a 42-inch plasma! That is a very funny prank. Congrats to him. I can't wait now to use that prank on someone.
2007-03-16 12:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by Jay (cynical) 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Just threaten to get back at him, and tell him he won't know when or where, then never do it. He'll be paranoid for weeks. It's the best revenge.
2007-03-16 10:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
PUT a little Ben-gay on his tooth brush,just about the size of a Q -tip IT WONT MAKE HIM SICK BUT HIS MOUTH WILL BURN LIKE HELL.
2007-03-16 10:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by walterferguson2226 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Put salt in his coffee
2007-03-16 10:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by Mag 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋