Put a laxative in his coffee
2007-03-16 02:38:21
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answered by Chewie 7
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If you don't mind cleaning up his mess...put saran wrap across the toilet under the seat. Wrap it snug and you get what'll happen. Eew :)
Also, you could get a friend to prank call him at work, or tonight. Or just start moving things. Like if he puts his wallet on the bureau, move it when he's not looking to the other end of the bureau, just little things..you can let him think he's goin nuts.
2007-03-16 02:40:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Well Did you fall on it yourself? At first I thought you said he put a rubber band around your neck. I was like , ah I don't like stuff around my neck much.
Why do you need to get back at him. Just let him be for awhile, and he will be like when is she going to get me back. Then either suprise him with something or don't. Because it was just water.
2007-03-16 02:48:01
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answered by karo_80 4
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There is an alarm clock that is 10 decibels louder than a jackhammer. Buy it and hide it in his room. Set it for a really odd hour and watch him dance around trying to figure out where it is.
2007-03-16 02:39:57
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answered by WangDangSweetPoontang 4
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Make him a bunch of brownies and put a big box of chocolate laxatives in it.....if that don't work, then give him a glass of milk & put 1/2 milk & 1/2 milk of magnisia (Spelling)?
2007-03-16 02:41:58
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answered by YAWN 6
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Hide his favourite shirt / underwear / socks / shoes for as long as it takes.
Tell him with a straight face 'Don't be so ridiculous, what the hell would I want with your stinky sneakers?'
Try not to laugh as the search gets more and more frantic everyday.
When you've had enough, put them somewhere you know he has already looked, but not too obvious!
2007-03-16 03:34:49
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answered by Sparky5115 6
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When he is sleeping - go lift the toilet seat and put plastic wrap over the bowl - when he gets up to take a leak in the middle of the night it will spray back on him and get him covered in his own wee.............
2007-03-16 02:40:18
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answered by T F 4
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Short sheet his bed. A classic trick!
2007-03-16 02:49:00
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answered by Anonymous
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I love the old pour ice cold water on his back when he's in a steaming hot shower!
2007-03-16 02:38:44
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answered by Anonymous
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2 suggestions - 1) when my bf is in a nice hot bath i pour a nice cold glass of water ova him - very very funni
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2) when he is sleeping put a choco late button in his **** crack and when he wakes up it will have melted to look like... well you know (not tried this but sounds very funni)
2007-03-16 02:41:48
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answered by baby_gal_lisa 2
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Wrap the rubber band around his sack while he's asleep
2007-03-16 02:40:52
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answered by Anonymous
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