This for your own survival. Lets also assume that you only needed to eat one to survive some days before you are rescued.
The baby is also mentally handicaped.
If you don't like kitten/puppies that imagine the animal to be the world's cutest baby panda or something similar but not human.
2007-03-16 00:34:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
there absouloutely no other (fish/birds animals/plants) options for nutrition.
2007-03-16 00:39:35 · update #1
I can't believe I get 18 answers but no stars.
2007-03-16 02:10:39 · update #2
I would kill the cute kitten/puppy and do something, anything, to cook it, and feed it to the handicapped baby.
2007-03-16 04:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by Samarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question is witty, funny and gross, all at once. However, i don't see myself as the type of person who gets stuck in a desert island with kittens, puppies and disfigured babies. Why does the baby have to be disfigured anyway? So it would be easier to eat him?
2007-03-16 01:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by Biqo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
None. I would slap the cat and make it run away, the cat would hide and see a bird, and kill the bird. The dog would hear the attack and run to where the cat was and kill it and then bring the cat (with the bird still in the cats mouth) back to camp and I would split the cat with the dog, and give the bird to the baby since it doesn't need much to survive at his age.
2007-03-16 00:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by Mike E 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd rather eat fruits or fishes than a kitten/puppy and a disfigured baby. I can't see myself eating them, it's too gross and it's not right. Yeeeessshhhh!
2007-03-16 01:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither, there must be something on this island that I could eat like plants. I can't imagine this situation. So, I can't answer for sure, maybe if I was that desperate I definitely take the puppy.
2007-03-16 00:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by M?r?? P 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Neither.
I would feed the baby to the kitten...
... And then if it all got eaten, I would feed myself to the kitten / cat.
I couldn't knowingly chow down on the available baby-meat while just letting the kitten starve.... could I? Cats are our benevolant lords and masters... and we exist to serve them.
2007-03-16 00:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by Nihilist Templar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take good care of the baby and make them both feel loved, and we would all starve together if that was what fate had in store for us.
Love and blessings Don
2007-03-16 01:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're a monster for asking such a f*cked up quesion. Which would you eat. IF I had to choose I wouldn't eat the baby nor the kitten or puppy.
2007-03-16 00:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by Sweet Pea 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm going to tell your mum you've been using the computer again asking silly questions with an even sillier avatar to boot, John K!!! I know who you really are.
2007-03-16 00:38:04 · answer #9 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd cut off my own arm and eat it before I dropped to the levels you propose.
2007-03-16 06:31:26 · answer #10 · answered by al b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋