If Reese Witherspoon was a giant, and in your city?

Question

this question is for the guys only.

Answer 1

I reckon she'd use the veteran's flagpole in my local town as an aid in her raunchy pole dancing routine.

Her bra would cover 2 football fields and her knickers would block the sun like the 1999 Mexican eclipse.

The aroma from her underarms would cause an evacuation of the local schools.

The view up her cheerleaders skirt would make grown men cry.

Answer 2

So what's the question?

Answer 3

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