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Don't tell me what to do! When you get older than me then you can tell me what to do till then you are stuck.

2007-03-17 20:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If you are late picking up your children I will give them a shot of espresso and a puppy!

2007-03-16 03:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by nicholettejohnson 4 · 0 0

When God made me he forgot to give me the instruction book.

2007-03-16 03:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My two year old daughter: I la-lee *as she throws her arms around my neck*
Me: I love you too!

2007-03-16 03:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by Bomb_chele 5 · 1 0

That kid made fun of you? Go kick his @ss!!!

2007-03-16 03:49:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm the Mom, That's Why!!!!!!!

2007-03-16 03:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jazzeeeee06 1 · 0 0

"go ask your father"

2007-03-16 03:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by candy w 4 · 0 0

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