English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

2007-03-15 17:20:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

These are hilarious ! What a shame that they dont make this option in car alarms

2007-03-15 17:25:42 · update #1

22 answers

help!!!!! rape!!!!!!!

2007-03-15 17:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

The police have been called, you have been filmed and you are quite ugly. I thought you people were supposed to be homeless not homely.

2007-03-15 19:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0 1

Go ahead, I have insurance. Good luck with the gas mileage.

2007-03-15 17:27:12 · answer #3 · answered by knowitall 3 · 2 1

~ hello,
I'm so sorry,
but you now have
30 seconds to have at least half a mile
distance from this vehicle before you
disintegrate ~ thank you ~ & gOOd bye!!! ~

2007-03-16 06:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♪σρսϟ яэχ♪ 7 · 0 1

Back away from the vehicle

2007-03-15 17:23:28 · answer #5 · answered by Valkyrie of Lor 6 · 1 1

Get away you stupid little sucker
Be warned the owner is armed and dangerous

2007-03-15 17:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 2 0

this vehicle will self destruct in 10 seconds

2007-03-15 17:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 2 1

"Warning, Will Robinson! Warning, Will Robinson!"

2007-03-15 17:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0 1

hello you just touhed me plez get away or ill call the cops!

2007-03-15 17:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by millied793 2 · 1 1

Please don't! I'm out on huber and they make me give an oil sample every night when I return for impound!

2007-03-15 17:38:53 · answer #10 · answered by Kenner 3 · 1 0

STEP AWAY FROM MY CAR YA FAT LUMP!

xoxoxo

2007-03-15 17:23:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

fedest.com, questions and answers