Theres a cougar tied to my clothesline, I think my neighbour did it, we have been at war for sometime now, I think this is pay back for when I put a skunk in his car.
I cant go near it, it growls and swipes at me. I dont want to call any authorities because they already have me on file for the skunk incident.
How can I get rid of it? Is there something I can drug it with so I can untie it?
2007-03-15 16:44:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
throw a steak, cut the line and run. Nothing you have in your house will be enough to drug it.....now the interesting question is how did your neighbor get a cougar?
Did you ever see Taledaga nights with Will Ferrell? Master your fear and the cougar will not attack :)
2007-03-15 17:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cougars, it is a well-known fact, are highly allergic to any kind of margarine. Simply smear yourself in the stuff any time you want to get any washing done, and you and the cougar can live in harmony. Take that, neighbour!
2007-03-15 23:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by DT 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call your neighbor and tell him to come and get his cougar.
How did you put a skunk in his car without getting skunked? Dead? Payback's a Beeoootch isn't it! ~Nyuk!~
2007-03-16 00:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing I could say is call a REALLY good animal control place and ask if they have any tranquilizers they could use on it.
2007-03-15 23:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by Nightmare 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shoot it
2007-03-15 23:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by imacarneyman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋