Winning Arguments, how?

Question

I always lose arguments. Most of the time I lost arguments to retarded people and I know I could have done better. Any ideas how to win arguments?

Answer 1

Would you get mad if I told you I laughed out loud when I read your question? Really!! It was terribly funny!

Are you really arguing with retarded people to increase the odds in your favor, or is "retarded" what you call ignorant people?

To answer your question, I will ask you another: what are you arguing about? Let me know and I'll debate with you and let you win.

Answer 2

Never argue with pigs or fools, it annoys the pigs and the fools never know when they lost.

The best thing to do and it takes pratice is: after you make your point as to what side of the arguement you are on. Very shortly after this, do NOT keep pressing the point. What you do is keep leaving it a question the other guy has to answer and slowly pull the questions around so that he has to answer them in a way that agrees with your side.

Skilled political people can do this very well. Good business people do this all day. Salemen and lawyers try to do this - some do some do not.

Learn to lead the conversation in the direction that only has one recourse. Takes pratice.

Answer 3

Rule of "Winning" an argument. You don't have to be right, but the one your debating with, has to be wrong. Bring up the negativities of their stance, and the positives of your own. If you can influence others, you can easily "win" an arguement. Though, theres not much sense in debating things that are obvious or of trivial matter.

Answer 4

Do not try. There is very little point. Just because someone 'wins' over you this does not make them retarded, it just means they have won on that occasion.
Every dog has its day.

Answer 5

i just pull out my glock and ask them if they agree with me!

i ALWAYS get a huge Y-E-S!!!!!!!