This morning when i was parking my car and the new intern, Bit*ch was trying to steal me space. I rammed her BMW with my sctrached and dented Volvo and it smashed into my boss's ferrai! When the boss asked us what happened we both denied it, now he says he will fire us both if one of us does not confess. I know that i rammed her...but it was my space and she knows it! To top it all off she has stolen my work sex buddy, who i used to meet in the board room, while everyone was at lunch....what should i do?
2007-03-15 16:21:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
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2007-03-15 16:26:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
first of all theres a lot of hate between you a the intern I can feel it thought the computer.Yeah but I feel that ramming someone for a parking spot is a little to much. The lying to the boss was just crazy you should just tell your boss what happened and go ahead and pay for it. The sex buddy thing is a little funny and it looks like you need a new sex buddy LOL
2007-03-15 23:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by mz.atl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CAT FIGHT!! CAT FIGHT!! Sounds like you have a lot of competition suddenly. You should probably fess up to your boss. I don't think he can legally fire you for that but you should confess for guilt's sake. Tell him your coffee spilt and you and you lost control of the car hitting her and that's how his car was hit. Something like that. When she's having sex with your ex-sex buddy in the board room on lunch, think of a way for your boss to catch them. Of course, you could always cut your losses, and find another sex buddy. She is after all only an intern.
2007-03-15 23:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by bellbottombleus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Find another job. You're gonna need it.
2. Get some therapy for your anger/inappropriate sexual issues
3. Upgrade your car insurance
4. Stop being the office ****
5. Learn to get along with coworkers.
6. Get to work early to get a good parking space.
2007-03-15 23:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by CYP450 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about the answer to this question, but my buddy next to me wants to know if he can be your new sex buddy for work. Hit me up with some pics. Good luck.
2007-03-16 17:59:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its human instinct you hate her, you just had to do something about it, rather than keep it locked inside your head, well, its your choice to use your instinct and not your mind so yes its your fault, go on tell it to the boss, and get fired if you get fired thats the way it goes when you choose to do something that you havent thought about well. atleast you had rammed her bmw
2007-03-15 23:29:36 · answer #6 · answered by haringmarumo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop acting like your in high school, admit you did it- becuase you DID, you started it, so yes, its your fault. Also get some dignity. Having sex with people at work? WOW. Thats grounds for temination if I ever saw it.
2007-03-15 23:27:01 · answer #7 · answered by Mz♥Jade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats freaking funny shiat. I think you should learn how to spell better though. They are probably trying to replace you with someone who can spell and type correctly. But about that skank, just give your sex buddy herpes, and he'll give them to her. It is the gift that keeps on giving.
2007-03-15 23:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by nyckib 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can do two things:be quiet about what happened,or tell your boss the true.About your work sex buddy,forget it,and find somebody else.Good luck.
2007-03-16 00:20:20 · answer #9 · answered by cobrasnake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're playing it all wrong. First, don't confess. Second, keep your enemies close, silly. Get in good with her, find out some dirt, and then get her fired.
2007-03-15 23:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by Ade 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
this is SO not your fault! I'm sure it's the Boss who went wrong.
*rolls eyes*
2007-03-15 23:29:09 · answer #11 · answered by itstoolate 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋