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How can I keep it from carjacking a car load of nuns and driving to Mexico to buy counterfeit mustard?

2007-03-15 16:13:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

that's quite an interesting dilemma you have there,
but not impossible to solve.
Trade the car load of nuns for a car load of leprechauns and instead of going to Mexico, go New York and buy some counterfeit Pace's hot sauce.
Then drive on down to Florida and look for a girl name sue
she sells sea shells by the sea shore;however, she has been known to fence a few things if the price is right.
Tell her "Sal" sent you

2007-03-15 16:29:35 · answer #1 · answered by Moma 7 · 3 0

He'll be freeing the nuns from a life of quiet servitude. Once they've been boned by a Tijuanian pool boy over margeuritas and big fat doobies, they'll realize God is more or less a Hallmark movie special and true divnity exists in an expanded mind.

After that, the only thing they'll be prayin' is "Got milk?"

2007-03-15 16:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 1

Cooking it in any way (pudding, cake) will amplify this is life. The milk would be positive to cook or bake with. this is meant to be sturdy 10 days previous the expiration date, assuming this is been good refrigerated all this time.

2016-12-19 06:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Drop a dime on the pilot and he'll keep the sun tanning

2007-03-15 16:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Unless he has a passport, I wouldn't worry about him crossing the border (unless he hops a fence). The nun thing, well you're on your own there.

2007-03-15 16:19:47 · answer #5 · answered by Crazymom 6 · 0 1

Drink it anyway.

2007-03-16 01:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

tell the milk it is spoiled..

2007-03-15 16:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Felix 7 · 0 0

i dont kno

2007-03-15 16:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by OMG ...really.? 5 · 0 0

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