If that was your objective. . .
2007-03-15 15:56:45 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Shove a dildo up your @ss!
2007-03-15 16:02:36 · answer #1 · answered by a_r_cool123 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lets see. I'd kick you in the nards, pull you up by your short hairs, give you a major wedgie, take the remote away from you, make you ask for directions, prove you wrong, that's if your a guy. If your a female I'd make you sit through a WWE match, listen to your husband talk about sports, take away your chocolate during PMS.
2007-03-15 23:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by Shrew 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would show you the horrors in the world, like people being hacked by machetes in Darfur, little children, abandoned on the streets of South America, getting beaten and their eyes poked out by police. Children being raped, tortured and buried alive by Americans, children being forced to kill their only families in Sierra Leone for the diamonds that people so crave, and on and on and on, sorrow, terror, torture, suffering, everywhere, by "humans"
2007-03-15 23:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by crct2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hit you hard across the head and tell you i did it because everyone you love hates you.
But that is not my objective, so you're safe from my physical and emotional abuse.
2007-03-15 23:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not my objective but if I had to, I'd make you and your family extinct
2007-03-15 23:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by Montez Grl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hide the remote
2007-03-15 23:01:03 · answer #6 · answered by OOGLY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is not my objective... a good thing for you that it isn't...trust me.
2007-03-16 01:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would bend you over the car bumper & blister your buttocks & set you a** on fire in front of a crowd at a fancy restaurant !
2007-03-15 23:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Put a clown in your face.
I just don't get why I am eleven and scared of clowns.
2007-03-16 00:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by Giraffe Lover and Claire 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rip your finger nails out one by one, i know i would cry.
2007-03-15 23:03:21 · answer #10 · answered by twiggysrevenge 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd put Chinese hot mustard on your yak hair sandwich.
2007-03-15 23:15:05 · answer #11 · answered by amber ɹəqɯɐ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋