Want funny answers
2007-03-15 15:51:53 · 10 answers · asked by Sonia S 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Ask your parents
2007-03-15 16:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sonia you are here to do the following:
Laugh and spread cheer
Cry and feel pain
Love and make someone happy
Be hungry so that someone can feed you
Be angry so that someone can hug you
Sleep so that you can be visited by angels
Walk so that the blades of grass can kiss your feet
Smile so that the winds can kiss you
Look at the sky so that the stars can twinkle in your eyes
You are also her as a functional human specimen to do the following:
1. Increase the availability of bio degradable materials and recyclabes.
2. Decrease the availability of food and living for other living species
3. Breathe in air and breathe our Carbon di oxide
4. You are also a guinea pig for - new cosmetics, jewelery
5. Propogate the human race
2007-03-15 23:33:23 · answer #2 · answered by Hungry soul 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not a funny question. It's the most serious question there is. But YOU have to answer it. Makes no sense to ask anyone else. No one else is going to live your life for you.
2007-03-15 23:02:08 · answer #3 · answered by Philo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How You Can Find the Purpose of Life ...
http://www.watchtower.org/e/pr/index.htm
Humans--Just Higher Animals? :
- Who Are We?
- - In the Image of God or Beast?
- - - Looking ... for Answers
http://www.watchtower.org/e/19980622/article_01.htm
(For funny answers, post in "Jokes & Riddles" category.)
2007-03-15 23:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because you have to bring another generation in this world by giving birth to children. this moves on and on
funny answer ------ for enjoying it and going on rides and roller coasters and eating ice creams and rasgulas - 250 calories
2007-03-15 23:56:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might as well ask "why is there air"? Everyone knows you need air to blow up basket balls. That's as funny as I get because that is about all you deserve. If you don't know why you are here, don't ask us because if you don't know, we certainly won't.
2007-03-15 23:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by MMM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So you can pole dance with Michael Jackson!
2007-03-15 23:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because God didn't want jokers in paradise! :>>
2007-03-16 02:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by galpal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you can ask this question!!!!!
2007-03-15 23:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
to ask such questions and to ask more questions and more and and more..............................................................................................................................................................
2007-03-16 00:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by Rav D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋