He insist that its the dog..straight face and all...WHY do men do this? Please help!!
2007-03-15 15:45:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My hubby does the same thing except when we're in the store, he'll do it & blame it on me! So embarassing!
2007-03-15 15:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by YAWN 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is a close correlation between penile possession and gaseous emissions.
My husband has been duly nicknamed 'The Gas Station'
LOL
2007-03-16 10:02:29 · answer #2 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do they:
Leave the toilet seat up
Do things while we are talking to them
Not remember what we said 10 minutes ago
Get jealous over guys we dated 5 years ago
Get mad at US when we get jealous
The list is endless....yet....they are kinda cute,you know.
2007-03-15 23:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still haven't figured out why every time my boyfriend leaves he has to go see a man about a dog.
2007-03-15 22:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stuff a cork in the dog's butt. Then the next time your husband farts, lift the dog's tail and show him the cork. That should do it.
2007-03-15 22:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ah just get back at him. Eat a can of beans and just wait until you get to bed, once you fart throw the covers over his head.
2007-03-15 22:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ღαмαиdα♥ღ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because some men never grow up and maybe he's embarrassed to tell you so he blames the dog! I dunno. You could ask him and tell him how you feel. Good luck!
2007-03-15 22:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
men never grow up. move them both in garage. all ways have a fire hose ready at all times. lol
2007-03-15 22:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poor dog can't defend himself. lol. n
2007-03-15 23:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats just a man for ya....my husband farts in his hand and then puts it in my face....now thats nasty
2007-03-15 22:51:24 · answer #10 · answered by tigermoondog 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋