2007-03-15 15:23:35 · 28 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If a woman: hey, nice stache, how's it hanging?
If a man: what are you...about a 36B? how are the hormone injections coming along?
2007-03-15 15:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by yowhatsup2day 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Uhhh. Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual, work
2007-03-15 22:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Mornin' boss, oh by the way i sold all the files and paperwork to the business like yours down the street, i thought it would save time for us always having to organize all that sh*t...
2007-03-16 00:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by wild1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me sir but the constant ringing of these phones are keeping me from my usual nap times, could u get them shut off please...by the way whens payday?
2007-03-15 23:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by ~Cindy~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could tell him he stinks like chili dogs, is an incompetent liar, and that I don't know how he ever found a woman to have sex with him, never mind bear him children.
I hate that guy.
2007-03-15 22:27:57 · answer #5 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I stole money out of the safe last night.
Nothing really other than that because she knows I am such a jokester . So if I said to her to F*ck off she'd laugh at me or tell me to get back to work.
2007-03-15 22:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by Evey 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think something to the effect of "morning *****" or "morning asswipe" should do the trick. Or just ask them if they had a rough night cuz you know their spouse sure got it rough last night :)
2007-03-15 22:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by ChrissyLicious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(call ur boss by his full name), get me a cup of coffee - run there faster than ur grandmother and after u r done u may lick my boots till they r shiny
2007-03-15 22:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell your wife to keep last night on the DL.
2007-03-15 22:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey asshole? Did you know your wife can suck a golfball through a straw while drunk on a fifth of Vodka?
2007-03-15 22:35:36 · answer #10 · answered by Gman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋