2007-03-15 15:08:05 · 5 answers · asked by JK 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Go for the eyes. The joints work good as well. This strategy has a 93% chance of insuring your ultimate victory. Enjoy your time at the top champ.
2007-03-15 16:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by pathc22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Rub its belly.
2. Boil and eat it.
3. Turn into a massive seagull and peck through its shell.
4. Avoid getting massive crabs in the first place, ho.
Seriously, is this really a science question?
2007-03-15 22:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by violentquaker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Detailed video-tutorial can be found here:
http://crabgetspwned.ytmnd.com/
or lookup how the Japanese handled them in the past.
2007-03-15 22:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Zaius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard crabs are ticklish under their claws.
2007-03-15 22:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by Michael 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WMDs.
2007-03-15 23:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋