there is a goat in my basement, i don't know how it got there, and it is eating all my preserved foods and jams. how do i get rid of it. i called the ranger and he said he only deals with dogs and cats and such, and the wildlife guy only deals with native animals.
evertime i try to get him out he chases me and bunts me.
2007-03-15 15:07:29 · 11 answers · asked by Richard J 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Call your local voodoo shaman...Those guys love to sacrifice goats. They might even pay you and you might even get some sweet BBQ.
2007-03-15 16:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by pathc22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard they like dog food. I suggest you making a trail of dog food up the stairs and out past your yard. Find a new way of shutting and locking the basement door so as it never happens again. Good luck to you
2007-03-15 23:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open your back door and leave a trail of food going towards the nearest woods, it'll wander off. Something similar worked in that movie E.T. using Reeses Pieces.
2007-03-15 22:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by JK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask a vet (animal doctor) dealing with livestock if he knows of any farmers in your vicinity that raise goats and sheep. The vet himself may be able to tranquilize it for easy removal.
2007-03-15 23:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by Alletery 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So is it actually eating the jars as well? Or has it figured out how to open them? I think you need to contact your doctor, get your meds upped. Something is not right.
2007-03-15 22:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by nerdy girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did it threaten you in clear language?
I thought we had a goat in our upstairs, but it turned out to be a .... nope, that was another answer.
2007-03-15 22:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by ecolink 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this on an episode of Andy Griffith once, I think you feed him dynamite and blow him up or something.
2007-03-15 22:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by Ernimay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call your MD, it looks like your medication needs readjusting again.
2007-03-15 22:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Vincent G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You guys are beauts!! There's gotta be at least one 'bat' in your belfry - check it out!
2007-03-15 23:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him more jams and it is now your personal pet
2007-03-16 03:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by trailblazersfc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋