What's the dumbest political campaign slogan/appearance/speech you can think of?

Question

This might be fun . . .

:)

Answer 1

Not realy the dumbest because it was a joke but...

Alan Caruba, head of the so-called "Boring Institute," ran a humorous campaign for President. Caruba promises that his campaign will be "far less boring than" the campaigns of Al Gore, Bill Bradley and Steve Forbes. Caruba said he is prepared to "campaign vigorously so long as it doesn't involve leaving home too much." He wants to be President because of the perks and the "chance to drive the members of Congress nuts." In reality, the campaign looks mainly to be a commercial vehicle for selling some cute campaign buttons and other materials supporting the Boring Party

then there was Clifford Catton, a write-in candidate for President in 1996 and 2000. said "US Postal employees had been stealing my mail since 1981 -- suppressing my First Amendment rights to raise up a NEW Christian denomination -- so I decided to be a candidate for President," explains Catton. A conscientious objector during the Vietnam War and a supporter of total nuclear disarmament, Catton says he is now the nominee of the unknown "Church of God Party."

and a guy name Jack Grimes who bills himself as the "Leader and Director of the United Fascist Union." As for his use of the word "Fascist," Grimes explains he wants to restore a New World Order based upon the governmental style of Imperial Rome "to institute a military dictatorship form of government over the Earth." Grimes believes that "the psychic is the next great step in the evolution of humankind on this planet." And it gets more weird: as far as a platform, Grimes wants to address "the dilemmas now facing America and the whole of Western civilization: Democracy, Christianity, International Capitalism, Earth Changes, U.F.O.'s, government cover-ups, and others." Citing to Cayce and Nostradamus, Grimes predicts that "the United States will be reduced from its present size to a small triangular-shaped land mass through the loss of many of its coastal states." UFOs, psychics, fascism and American states physically falling away into the ocean

another: Bruce Muckian's campaign is entirely facetious and -- he concedes -- his chances of winning are "somewhere between astronomical and totally outrageous!" He's really running for the fun of it and, he claims, to raise money for a family trip to Ireland on the Concorde. With his cousin Mike as a runningmate, he has several clever campaign slogans including: "At least they're not the Clintons," "You've Done Worse" and "Vote for Muck -- The Others Suck!"

Answer 2

The famous Redpublican slogan " Better Red than dead"

Go big Red Go

Answer 3

George Bush Jr. makes the most awful speeches ever!

Answer 4

Kinky Freidman, candidate for governor of Texas, campaign slogan:

"Why the hell not?"


seriously

Answer 5

Vote for me because I'm hot.

Answer 6

Hillery doing her southern/black accent speach. What a moroon

Answer 7

Barry Goldwater's right wing motto "In your heart you know he's right."

To which the Democrats aptly responded "But in your guts, you know he's nuts."

Answer 8

"Mission accomplished", Bring it on, I'm the decider and I have political clout and I plan on spending it. Others are: A thousand points of light, Read my lips: no new taxes, "Mr. Gorbachov, tear down this wall" "Evil Empire (soviet union)".

Answer 9

Didn't Mondale say "Where's the beef?"

Answer 10

I am the decider