OK..Gauntlet has been dropped...Can you write me a HOT story set in one of the three following????

Question

Only 1-2 paragraphs please...
I will read ALL of the entries. Oh and I am tooo old for this to be my homework...I have a challenge going and I think you guys/gals can do it. I have been challenged and told I CANNOT be a part of the writing. So please help. I am a closet geek and believe in my friends on here.
TV please.
1. Gilligans Island/ or any sitcom
2. Gunsmoke/ or any western
3. Bewitched/ or any fantasy based show

I will wait a full 24 hours before deciding...This is hard for me as I do not like to make decisions choosing one over the other.

Dancer...I already said this is not my homework I am alot older than that...this is a challenge between a friend and myself...I was told NOT to write ANY part of it..Dancer you are probably my daughters age. Nope not homework...

So you understand...the challenge was to ask the questions by different askers in different categories and see what the response is. Question had to be worded the same in all. Trying to see who follows through and who are the most friendly. Also the quality of the story. Thanks for all who have answered so far.

Oh My...Daniel and Sunshine running neck and neck...I had to turn the airconditioning up....Thanks for participating in this...Decision in a couple hours. I hate dragging this stuff out.

Answer 1

"GUNSMOKE"....The place is Dodge City. Circa 1873.
Kitty had been waiting all day for her date with Matt. She had set out her new dress( which had come ALL the way from St.Louis!),fixed her hair in a style that Matt loved....down around her shoulders,in soft curls. She had changed the sheets on the bed,put fresh flowers in all the vases and made certain that everyone knew the Longbranch would be closing early that evening. Their date was set for 9pm. The minutes ticked by and soon it was 10. Kitty kept looking out the window. Finally by 11pm she had had it!!! "Damn him!! That's it!" She changed out of her dress, removed her makeup and threw on her old flannel nighty. Minutes after getting into bed there was knocking at her door. "Kitty. It's me. Let me in." "Go to hell,Matt!" "Kitty. I'm sorry. Please open the door."
"Get lost." "Kitty!! Open the damn door!" And with that final comment, he hit the door so hard that it almost came off it's hinges."Matt. GET OUT OF HERE!!" Matt crossed the room and dodged the flowers she was throwing at him. He sat beside her on the bed and had to hold her wrists down to try and calm her. "Now Kitty. You need to listen to me. It took longer than I expected at Hayes. The sheriff there said I could leave alot earlier, but...well.... I had to do things my way." "Is that a fact?!" She turned away from him and faced the wall.
Matt touched her face. He looked around and saw the new dress and flowers that were still in the vases. He saw the table set for two.""Baby...I'm sorry I'm late. Your dress is beautiful and everything is so nice. Please look at me." Kitty reluctantly turned his way. " You let me down,Matt.....again." "I know I did and I'm asking you to forgive me." Kitty looked into those beautiful blue eyes of his.( Sunshine could get lost in those eyes.) She reached out and held his face.(GULP!) That weather beaten face that she so adored. Matt leaned down and kissed her gently. The gentleness turned quickly to total abandon!!!( Sunshine is getting a bit excited.) He threw the covers back, while Kitty started pulling his shirt off. ( I'll kill her if she goes any further!)
She reached for his trousers and started undoing his belt.(Christ!) Within seconds he was in bed with her and all hell broke loose. From as far away as the stables a loud cry could be heard....."Yipee ky AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!"
( That's it!!! Kitty...tomorrow at sunrise....middle of the street....showdown .....winner gets Matt.)
I shall now take a cold shower and gather my wits. Goodnight and good luck.

Answer 2

Thurston and Lovie retired back to their hut for an afternoon quickie.....Meanwhile as the Skipper and the Professor were trying to make a telephone out of a banana, Mary Ann and Ginger were trying out the strap-on that Ginger packed for that 3 hour cruise. Gilligan just watched, stroking his coconuts as the hollywood starlet and the farm girl got busy with each other's deserted island bushes...

Answer 3

Hmmm,

I see reading "God's Little Acre," has had no influence on you at all!

I had started to scribe a masterpiece of eroticism but the quill melted.

In all fairness, those by Sunshine and Daniel are both good.
Hard to choose. Best of luck.

Answer 4

There as quickly as became a fiesty beagle who hated his mean proprietor. All he ever feed his beagle became bagels. quickly after the beagle have been given very ill, so the owner took him to the veternarian's place of work and found out he had bugle ailment. Now the owner by no ability feeds his beagle bagels. ahahha desire i helped! x

Answer 5

Mary Ann and Gilligan are strolling on the deserted beach. Gilligan takes Mary Ann in his strong, muscular arms. He intently looks into her beautiful, innocent eyes. He says, breathlessly, "Geez, it's hot!" picks her up and tosses her into the sea.
The End.

I hope this was "hot" enough for you. lol

Answer 6

Samantha and Darrin Stevens entered the house, bequeathed to them by the late Uncle Arthur. Immediately things began to go awry. Doors opened and closed themselves . The television turned on to an episode of "Twilight Zone."

"Samantha, I will not stay here a moment longer!" Darrin thundered. "Relax sweetie. It's only Uncle Arthurs way of welcoming us to our new home."

Answer 7

This is written from the TV series "The Nanny" (someone challenged me to use this one...good luck to ME I guess...LOL!)

Max had just come home from work, and Fran was sitting on the couch (like usual) having just gotten back from shopping at a slew of stores that were entirely to high-priced for her own good. She was painting her nails of course, and was puffing away at them with her brightly painted red lips in an attempt to get them to dry. Max had seen this situation many times, and it was for this reason that he had planned his evening so very carefully.

"Fran, please put away the stylistics and run me a bath." he said. Fran, who had never been asked to do this sort of thing before, leaned her head back and in her usual whiny tone began to poke fun at Max. Max's expression never changed, as he calmly removed his coat, hat, and belt. He moved towards her, guided her to her feet, gave the belt a firm swat across Fran's rear, then requested his bath once more. Fran, now totally flummoxed (yet strangely aroused by this) dropped her fake accent and said in quite a refined voice "Of course sir...will you have a drink while I prepare your bath?" Max nodded approval, and the two of them made their way upstairs.

While Fran was preparing his bath and mixing a dry martini for him, Max carefully dressed the bedroom. Fine chocolates were scattered over the bed, and mint leaves and chamomile were crushed into rose oil and allowed to simmer on a slow burner nearby. Now fully undressed, Max proceeded to the bathroom, where Fran was leaning over the bathtub to check the water temperature. With a move so loving and yet disciplined, Max brought the flat of his hand smartly across Fran's bum. Fran jumped up from her previous position, and with a very submissive, yet seductive look in her eye, she said "Thank you, sir. May I kneel by the tub while you wash? I can take care of the places that need extra attention, sir."

After a long bath, the two adjourned to the bedroom, where Max carried Fran to the heights of utter ecstasy. No thrill was missed, no boundaries held, and no inch left unexplored. As they both lay together after the throes had subsided to complete relaxation, Fran looked into Max's eyes and said...

"Sir....may I have another?"

Answer 8

I don't get it. You say the challenge has been set for you, and yet you're not supposed to do it. Doesn't make sense. Just write it yourself and then tell the challenger that someone else did it.
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Answer 9

I am not understanding what you want us to write . A 1-2 paragraph story about one of these 3 options? Read your own question. Makes no sense.

Answer 10

Why are you so defensive of your age? Older people can be in college, you know.