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and i dont know why...nothing happened in particular, just feeling really down. Can anyone cheer me up?

2007-03-15 13:29:11 · 13 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

i love all of you nice people who go out of the way to write something nice. you make me happy! :)

2007-03-15 13:43:53 · update #1

13 answers

welcome to my world...except i have a reason...but that's not the point.

here is something that will cheer u up:

*hands you the chocolate pie*

2007-03-15 13:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by ☠Rockerchick☠ 7 · 2 0

How about Good Old Blinky, swings by your place. With a bottle or 2 ,of his homemade Moonshine and a box of stale Donuts? And i'll show you a few, card tricks.

2007-03-15 20:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by Blinky 3 · 1 0

You are pretty on the outside and the inside. Despite your size, looks or personality. You have the beauty and personality of 1000 angels. I hope you know no one will take that away for you.

2007-03-15 20:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by GymnasticsFreak413 2 · 1 0

I just went through the same thing. Dont know why, no reason great life. I almost went "all the way" though, if you know what I mean. It will pass within a week though, promice.

2007-03-15 20:33:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The list of things I'm depressed about would put you over the edge.

2007-03-15 20:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by kmv 5 · 1 0

that is normal. life is always up and downs. to pass this go out and talk to someone . or phone someone and talk.
or watch a movie.

make time pass and your mood will be up again.

or try meditation.

2007-03-15 20:33:33 · answer #6 · answered by fedup 3 · 2 0

sure, hon, what seems to be the problem? why don't you take a little trip and go see an old friend?.....or just get out of the house for a little while.....

2007-03-15 20:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by geezer 51 5 · 1 0

How about some stupid St Patricks Day jokes?:

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,
his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little ****, O'Conner," says Sean,
"He couldn't do that to you,
he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had,
and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
" Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,
didn't you have something in your hand?"
that I did," said Paddy.
"Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

*****************************************************************************************
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink
is driving home from the city one night and,
of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver,
where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of c ourse,"
slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite
a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms across his chest,
"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

***********************************************************************************************************
B renda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual,
when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks.
"I've somethin' to tell ya"..
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.
But where's my husband?

"that's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery.."
" Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus
is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat
of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim.

Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact,
he got out three times to pee."

************************************************************************************************************
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after
his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"!
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.
My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible.
Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, He said,
'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'


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AND THE BEST FOR LAST
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church,
enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his
attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin,
there ain't no paper on this side either!"

2007-03-15 20:32:59 · answer #8 · answered by from HJ 7 · 5 0

Somebody right now at this moment loves you whether you know it or not.. :)

2007-03-15 20:33:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

oooooooo, here is some hugs and kisses

2007-03-15 20:32:12 · answer #10 · answered by stuffy 5 · 3 0

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