I'm going to a cafe with a laptop and a notebook I'll pretend to write in. Does that mean I'll get laid?

Question

What do you think. I'll look dark and mysterious. A tortured bohemian soul. Should I expect to get some. What say you?

Answer 1

put a pencil above your right ear, and then maybe... if not.. hell no. they will figure you out!!!!

come on, i'm expecitng better questions than this.. i've been waiting all night to see what kind of crazy sh it you were going to write...