When the aliens probed you...?

Question

did they call you the next day?

Answer 1

So that's that buzzing in my @ss.....

Answer 2

actually they did..they wanted a follow up appointment, and a quick checkup...I go on Saturday ...they going to beam me up to their ship, which is translated into our language as the Vapor Grandeur then shoot me as a small light particle about 800,000 light years away from our galaxy; where i am received by a private light particle reciever on the planet Knrppq pronounced (ner-puh-cuh) on the irregular galaxy Trident, 4th quadrant. I am then remolecularized in a small incubator from a light particle into human form. There they do their tests in an alien language i now understand because of the surgery in my brain that they did to me to install a chip that understands all of the known universe's language; uncluding our earth's languages. some languages i know from earth are: Latin (fluently), Japanese, Chinese, Honduran, Spanish, some other languages that i know now because of the implant from other galaxies is: Yrrhd, Kddish, Namdor (Namdorians are very very very very good at basketball; take dennis rodman, michael jordan, scottie pippin, and all the MVP's of our time, and put them into one player, then times them by 1 million.

Its great...the food is also great! take a Tropical Bahama Cruise, then only add zero gravity, and a new frontier.

oh and Area 51 is both a penitentiary for rogue aliens as well as a "border patrol" and a spaceport for any aliens going thru our quadrant (we are quadrant 2). you cant see anything because there is a barrier that makes it look like nothing is happening. really, behind the huge barrier that goes all the way to the atmosphere, that covers the whole area of the base, it is bustling with Intergalactic police, alien criminals, spaceships of all types; thats the reason why its in a dried up lakebed; plenty of space for landing craft, and a big runway for any small ships that fly down from bigger ships that are orbiting around us. and under the lakebed, is the penitentiary and the galactic lounge.

Oh and Star Wars? Very much real; there are two factions much like the light and dark side, and there is a force, as well as lightsabers; George Lucas was actually taken to both sides of both factions; the light side and the dark side.

StarGate is also real...the StarGate is held in Area 51 and is used for explorations of other planets as well as if the world was to be deemed uninhabitable in the future; another earth type world is being terraformed as we speak.

they say that our earth was terraformed by an alien species from another galaxy far away. we are an updated, upgraded design from dinosaurs that were engineered in their labs and planted here.

Answer 3

Oh they called me alright. Right back up to the mother ship for another good probing!

Answer 4

No, and I am pissed. Typical date- no dinner at a nice place before the probing, and no phone call for a second date. I don't shave my legs for THAT.

Answer 5

The last person to probe me was my ex boyfriend!

Answer 6

They did not. But, they did buy me dinner before the probing.

Answer 7

no, in fact i didn't even know they probed me in the 1st place! I BETTER GO SEE A DOCTOR!

Answer 8

they dropped me off back at school with a big long number tattoed to my rear end. i ran into school to tell everyone what happened and why i didn't have my homework, but the teacher said i was disrupting the class with nonsence. i'm usually the class clown, but she found out i was serious so she sent me to the school psychiatrist =)

Answer 9

Yea.. because the freaky purple and blue one asked my mom on a date and needed advice from me

Answer 10

They called me the man.

Answer 11

That's totally funny. Have you ever seen the movie Fire in the Sky.