Your "oops" moments?

Question

Share your "oops" moments, they could be embarrassing, something that you did wrong, mistakes and things like that.

1. One times I was arguing with my friend so loudly in class, and I got so angry at her because I knew I was right. Turns out that she was talking about something else, meaning she wasn't talking about what I was talking about, I made a fool out of myself in front of the class.
2. I was going to hit this guy in the head with a huge book, but he ducked, so I hit the guy next to him instead REALLY HARD in the head. The worst part is that I didn't even know him. I had to apologize 100000000 times.
3. I thought my English teacher was my friend (same hairstyle) and they look the same from the back. I went up to her and said "Sh!t, I got glue all over me". She turns around and yells at me. Oh man.
4. In PE class, I decided to kick a basketball as hard as I could. I did, and it hit my friend right in the face. She had to go to the nurse and get ice.

5. Broke a rack of test tubes in laboratory class on the first day of school.
6. I was trying to look cute in front of a guy I like and I slipped and fell. He laughed at me.
7. I mispronounced a word while reading in class out loud, but when I pronounced it, it came out all wrong, like a cuss word and the teacher told me to cut it out because she thought I was doing it on purpose.

Answer 1

1. i remember when i was workin on the shop floor
i put all the meat delivery in the milk chiller lol
my manager screwed at me how was i suppose to know
my first day of work n they never showed me around soo
2. my brother was shoutin at me so much for the wrong reasons i couldnt take it i was eatin chips so was he
i got my ketchup n sprayed it all over his new gucci shirt lol
3. i was workin wit my dad in the office pickin up calls n makin oppointments when he went away to pray i grabbed the phone n started talkin to this chick i knew he came back n said its not time yet n caught me chirpsin away lol
4. i was makin chicken in the oven one day ...i forget to leave it on high when everyone came home to eat they pulled out a half cooked lol
5. i was so high n drunk oneday i was textin this chick i knew i ended up textin all 5 the same text lol they all called me back askin me to link llol
6. i went to the gym with my cousin i suppose to change the plates but i was too busy lookin at other people train he looked at me n said what you doin ??? lol
7. when i was in school i sold people a 20 pound of weed for 5 pounds i didnt know what i was doin my dealer asked me wheres all the money gone ??lol
8. i came late to work one day and my manager asks me why am i late ?? i told him i'm sorry but i'm startin at 2 o clock he said to me your on holiday why you here ???
9. my mum came home one night n asked me what i want to eat ?? i told her what i would like she opened the fridge n found nothin at all cause i ate it all and i just forget i ate it cause i was so hungry
10. i forget to pay my friend back his money i actually went and paid the wrong guy cause i thought there were bothers cause they live in the same place lol