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2007-03-15 11:33:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's Better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On
2007-03-15 11:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
**To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.
Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
Guests who kill talk show hosts .. On the last Geraldo.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
Borrow money from pessimists+they don't expect it back.
2.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Use SWAG when making you more important decisions - (Scientific Wild-*** Guess)
2007-03-15 18:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have several that i live by daily 'Live and Learn" Practice what you preach" Patience is a virtue" you reap what you sow" Good things come to those who wait" Take life one day at a time you never know what happens tomorrow only what happens right NOW" Never regret LEARN so You never do the same mistake"
Respect isn't given it's earned" do unto others as you what done unto you"
2007-03-15 18:39:37 · answer #3 · answered by Shawty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live Life The Fullest.
2007-03-15 18:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by Alexis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry don't have one, what's a motto with you?
2007-03-15 18:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by Tom B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.There are no accidents!
2.I blame the government!
3.PACOs' TACoS will RULE THE LIViNG wORLD!
2007-03-15 18:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by Kittyintx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is too short to get all upset about stuff
2007-03-15 18:36:42 · answer #7 · answered by Zabes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Build a man a fire keep him warm for a while.
Set him on fire he's warm the rest of his life.
2007-03-15 18:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by Rob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont live by "motto's"
2007-03-15 18:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter how bad things are, always look on the bright side
: ~ )
2007-03-15 18:39:16 · answer #10 · answered by Shelby N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋