FACT: Toilet paper is free, at any gas station.
FACT: Paper is highly combustible.
FACT: If we liquified toilet paper, and put it into our gas tanks, we all could drive for free.
This is not the first brilliant idea mankind overlooked for years.
Tell me why it is not feasible.
2007-03-15 11:04:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Alternative ➔ Other - Alternative
want to make that even more efficient? my poo is also highly combustible. I could wipe my bum, or hose it down with liquid toilet paper, and then get extra mileage out of my gas tank. I have plenty of poo to spare so if you ever want me to come over and take a dump in your gas tank then you just let me know. I'm good like that.
2007-03-15 19:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fact: Toilet paper is free at the gas station ONLY because most people would stop by to purchase something else (gas, soda, gum...). The profit on those offsets the cost of paper, so they offer it for free. As soon as everyone would stop by just to get the paper, you would have to pay for it.... And for the education that is required to become the specialist who will turn it into a fuel that would power a car.
Fact: You are stuck with gas, until someone else's idea works better.
Cheers! There are others with BETTER ideas that will help us before the oil runs out! Have faith!
2007-03-15 19:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by Calin C 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think there might be a problem liquifying the paper. Keep thinking though. There are some places that produce methane (natural gas) from pig s**t.
2007-03-16 01:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by BP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is. North Korea uses wood burning cars. Special modifications must be made to vehicals for this to work though.
The problem is, it's very inefficient and of course, toilet paper isn't free. Someone pays for it.
2007-03-16 02:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by minuteblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear ya, Brother! I imagine a steam powered limousine, with the boiler powered by limitless quantities of free toilet paper, harvested at my local Chevron dealer's public facilities!
2007-03-15 20:43:17 · answer #5 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
toilet paper would do nothing but clog your engine. you cannot liquefy paper, except by making it into a solution and paper is not combustible when wet.
this is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, i hope you were joking, because it gave me a good laugh
2007-03-15 23:01:28 · answer #6 · answered by daniel T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't liquify toilet paper, and your car won't run on soggy toilet paper.
2007-03-15 21:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by eri 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can't liquify toilet paper, if you can, CALL ME!
2007-03-15 18:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by Willi D. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot 5hi7, paper!
2007-03-15 18:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by Wonka 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did it work when you put it in yours?
2007-03-15 18:25:12 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. NG 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋