Normally I'm a very calm person but I just overheard 3 of my male coworkers talking behind my back. They said I wasn't cute enough to flirt with and had a big butt.
Well no crap..I'm a married mama and not interested anyway..but I still need REVENGE..
any ideas?
2007-03-15 10:37:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sign them up for a visit from the Jehovah Witness people. You can call or go on line and tell the JW people that you are a troubled soul and would welcome a visit on your next day off, and then let them know when each of your co-workers next day off is. Or you could call the number for Valtrex (the herpes med) and ask that a free sample coupon be sent to your home (see how the lady in their life likes that mail). Hope it helps.
2007-03-15 10:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by kmv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Birth control pills in their coffee! Tacks on their seats! Last but not least get all the female coworkers to make their love lifes miserable! Sounds like fun to me, just don't get caught!
2007-03-15 17:44:04 · answer #2 · answered by Kittyintx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviosly it bothers you and thats perfectly fine. Emotions show we are human. And everyone would like to know that they are still attractive to others even if we would never act upon it. An oldie but a goodie that I like is the nice white cake with the "special" laxitive swirl would do the trick nicely. Have fun,,,,,,I've used this one a couple of times myself,,,,,,everyone loves sweets!!!!!!!!!! GOOD LUCK !!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 17:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by tatslady2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretend you are talking on the phone to someone and say,loud enough for them to hear you,that the guys in your office are a bunch of winkie-less lame-o s.
2007-03-15 18:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave all 3, a short note, letting them know you over heard their rude remarks about you, and then watch them walk around w/ their head down, and tail between their legs for a while......
2007-03-15 17:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All this time I thought you were a guy bc of Bob!!
If your parking lot at work is surrounded by trees, hang peanut butter and birdseed balls above their cars.
2007-03-16 00:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by sushishishi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sneak a laxative in their drinks then put Saran wrap on the toilet. But don't get caught.
2007-03-15 17:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Threaten to file sexual harassment and discrimination charges on the pigs...
2007-03-15 17:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by Out on a limb returns 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spread a rumor that they are queer for eachother... tell the "key"gossip person that you caught them in the middle of questionable behavior.. ;)
2007-03-15 17:42:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Bake them a cake with Ex-lax
2007-03-15 17:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 6⤊ 2⤋