GOD told me yesterday that Mount Wannahockaloogie is going to erupt (Corinthians 7:3) and that all gays are going to PERISH in the EVERLASTING FIRE (Genesis 730:30). You need to acknowledge the SAVING GRACE that is the LORD JESUS CHRIST!
*cue cross eyes and drooling; incoherent babbling
Would you buy it?
2007-03-15 09:32:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
You forgot "sinful, lustful" or "heathen, abomination" before "gays." :o)
2007-03-15 09:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What was that, Dearest? I was having tea and chocolate cookies. Here...You look like you need some too. (wipes drool off of Elegy's chin) Now stop trying imitate Falwell or the neighbors will call the Asylum. Have your tea and you'll feel much better.
2007-03-15 16:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to use more exclamation points. Also, be careful about the spelling - the fact that you have proper grammar and know how to spell is a dead giveaway. Remember, you're supposed to be typing while frothing with anger and righteousness, therefore you can't be bothered to spell check.
2007-03-15 20:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by Rose D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I am a Bisexual Protestant Christian Conservative male.
Your verses are not anywhere close to being real ( in both cases) or coherent, there are no such prophecies.
So the first part takes your credibility away right off.
2007-03-15 17:19:27 · answer #4 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-03-15 16:36:32 · answer #5 · answered by jjspike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're right, Jim, he forgot the smug sense of self-satisfaction that is totally undeserved, especially after he's been categorically proven wrong. Thank you.
2007-03-15 16:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I'd buy cookies from your Parish.
2007-03-15 16:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋