About 4 dress sizes. (or at the very least a gym membership).
sadbuttrue
2007-03-15 08:12:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 45 minutes.
2007-03-15 08:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
DEPENDS if you knocked up your mistress?? Did she give you 2.5 kids???
Your wife's probly to tired to worry about pleasing your lazy ***, after cleaning the house, taking care of the kids, cooking your meals, doing your laundry...and what did you do????Work hard SITTING at your desk all day.......
Your mistress only need to deal with your lazy *** when she needs a bit of pleasure, and then she will most likely not be there for you in a couple months when she realizes what a crass ignorant *** you are:)
Now Honey, thats sadbuttrue!
2007-03-15 15:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by ste.phunny 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mistress=whore
Wife=fool
2007-03-15 15:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by Kari R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the difference is the wife is the girl you love. the girl no matter how many times you cheat on them you will always find your self cmoing back to. the one no matter how hard you try you cant stop loving them. Now a mistress is the woman you like to creep with. that woman you talk nasty to the one you get cutty from in the back of your Caddy. she the one you may get mad at take your angry out on her she the one who gives you what you want when you need it and where ever at. The wife is the one you cant do with out the Mistress is the one you don't want to do without.
2007-03-15 15:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by laneabridges 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sad but true. I am a wife of 19 years and I still work out. I have to keep in shape to keep up with my child and for my and my husband's libido. Sex is much more enjoyable when you look and feel sexy.
2007-03-15 15:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The mistress gives it to you HOT with NSA. The wife gives it to you mediocre style
2007-03-15 15:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's until the mistress becomes your wife.
2007-03-15 15:15:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
15 years of age, 3 children, and attitude.
Boogie time
p.s. just kidding, really. Cheating = bad.
2007-03-15 15:16:26 · answer #8 · answered by Disco Stu 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's cheaper to keep the wife.
2007-03-15 15:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALIMONY, STD's, AIDS
Just get a revolver put one bullet in it, well you know the rest
Hope this helps
2007-03-15 15:18:33 · answer #10 · answered by walker9842 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋