"That Hillary Clinton really scares the living s**t out of me, God help us all if she wins!"
2007-03-15 08:09:44 · 11 answers · asked by Keith Olberdousche 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Satan knows that to really anger God one must make sure the hungry stay hungry, the sick stay sick, the tortured stay tortured, and the wicked rule over them. What better way than to ensure that a Republican is in office?
2007-03-15 08:15:26 · answer #1 · answered by Sevateem 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
... funny... that's exactly the stock answer that Republicans give?
who knew Satan was a Limbaugh fan... well I guess when you think about it... it's not that big of a stretch...
of course... he's probably just saying that, because he doesn't really want to tell people why he's voting republican...
2007-03-15 15:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he thinks a nuclear World War 3 would be very funny!
2007-03-15 15:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan's reply was
Got to keep the guys on my side in power
2007-03-15 15:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Incorrect"
He said, "The last eight years have gone so well, George actually thought it was God speaking to him. I just can't let that Ron Paul guy win and ruin my New World Order plans!"
2007-03-15 15:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by scottanthonydavis 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The Dems are to evil even for me..if they win they may take over hell....or turn the US into one...
2007-03-15 15:42:12 · answer #6 · answered by Real Estate Para Legal 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"While you pay more attention to what gets the most air time I'm sneaking in your back door and corrupting you."
2007-03-15 15:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by Jnine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Dammit, John Edwards house is bigger than mine, and he has a larger carbon footprint than me."
2007-03-15 15:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by boonietech 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"No thanks, I'll stick with the Dark Side and vote for Hillary, Beetlejuice's sister.
2007-03-15 15:13:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
BECAUSE DEMOCRATS ARE MORE EVIL THAN I AND I DON'T LIKE THE COMPETITION!!!!
2007-03-15 15:18:54 · answer #10 · answered by Dan Howaboutthat 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋