What would you say to him?
2007-03-15 08:01:16 · 23 answers · asked by Dream_Catcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sorry Dreamcatcher couldn't come to work today
he was taken to a local hospital last night when he was found in a local bowling alley with his.....
you know..... stuck in a bowling ball.
Criminal charges for public nudity and molestation of sports equipment are pending the ball removal surgery and his discharge from the hospital.
Post-operatively he will be in Room 423-B of the Methodist Hospital if you'd like to send... flowers.... or whatever.
2007-03-15 08:12:03 · answer #1 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Boss, Dream catcher wont be in today because he was up all night running to the loo
he must have that 24 hour tummy bug .
Hows that, will that work? it should haha
That 24 hour tummy bug always works!!
The health Authorities think so many thousands have that sickness a year
but in truth most of it will just be made up excuses for the boss lol
2007-03-15 09:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2015-01-28 11:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I'll ring him for you. I'll tell him you have the flu, and that should get you three days off.
2007-03-15 08:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you're a little tired from staying up all night long with this girl you met at a bar!!! I think he'd accept it, don't you?
2007-03-15 08:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by delicious-ly evil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you are in jail and can't get out. Get your pay check in advance and party for the night.
2007-03-15 08:04:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouls tell him that you broke your leg and can not go.Then if he got mad I would say he just made is life a liveing heck..
2007-03-15 08:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by prez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bomb threat always works. Or ask a coworker to pull the fire alarm.
2007-03-15 08:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Leia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello, mr smith, i'm sorry dream catcher is calling in to tell you s/he can't make it today-his excuse? s/he's calling in dead. oh, don't worry s/he will definitely be in tomorrow, thank you ♥
2007-03-15 08:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him your foot is caught in a bear trap
2007-03-15 08:03:59 · answer #10 · answered by RIVER 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋