For me, it would have to be the classic, "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven"
ugh. it was just so bad!!!
2007-03-15 07:48:48 · 26 answers · asked by Myra G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"You'll do."
2007-03-15 07:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Crash 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
the wrost pick up line someone have ever told me was." I know im not all that cute but iv heard if a cute person and a ugly get 2gether and have a babies that they come out looking good. so lets get 2gether and start making the world a better place".
2007-03-15 14:58:50 · answer #2 · answered by Nakkia P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B/F to me, "I have been watching you blow these jerks off all night long. I am going to sit here now and see how long I last." So far we are at 7 years. Pretty lame, but it worked.
2007-03-15 14:53:10 · answer #3 · answered by NakasEvilTwin 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I heard, and I promise I would never stoop so low as to this myself, "Would you like to go halves on a bastard".
Worst part was it worked too!!!
2007-03-15 14:52:56 · answer #4 · answered by jademonkey 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh ive heard a few
If i told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Ive lost my phone number can i have yours?
Ive lost my teddy bear, will you cuddle me tonight?
If i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put U and I together
and many more!!!
2007-03-15 14:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah Mc 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My son came up with a pretty funny one the other day, and its one I'd never heard before. "If you were a laser, you'd be set on 'stunning'". Cracked me up.
2007-03-15 14:53:50 · answer #6 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Would you like to take a ride on the reading railroad?
2007-03-15 14:52:31 · answer #7 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My friend told a girl (while drunk) that he had a PHD to get a girl to out with him.
He didn't mean he had a doctorate.
2007-03-15 14:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The one "You must be a track star, cause you've been running through my mind all night!"
2007-03-15 14:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The worst: Are you cold or just happy to see me.
The best: Whats your story morning glory?
2007-03-15 14:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Drop that fake and get with Jake.
2007-03-15 14:51:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋